簡單超短的英語笑話閱讀

　　笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。小編整理了簡單超短的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　簡單超短的英語笑話：Estate goes to widow

　　A guy from Alabama passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.

　　簡單超短的英語笑話：Toothbrush

　　Where was the toothbrush invented?

　　Mississippi.

　　If it would've been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.

　　簡單超短的英語笑話：I.D.

　　A Georgia state trooper pulls over a pickup on I-75 and says to the driver,

　　"Got any I.D.?" and the driver replies "Bout wut?"

　　簡單超短的英語笑話：Southern Zoo

　　What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?

　　A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "arecipe."

　　簡單超短的英語笑話：Fairytale

　　What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?

　　A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."

　　A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this but I was just..."

　　簡單超短的英語笑話：Miss America Pageant

　　For the first time the Miss America Pageant was not broadcast on network television.

　　It was on cable TV on the Country Music Channel.

　　You could really tell. Like three of the finalist said that their life’s goal was to be the first to marry outside of their family.

　　簡單超短的英語笑話：After the divorce

　　A new law recently passed in Arkansas. When a couple is divorced, they can still legally be brother and sister.

　　簡單超短的英語笑話：Relative humidity

　　What do you call the moisture between two people having sex in Alabama? Relative humidity