聖誕節經典句子
1、你要是鮮花，牛都不敢拉糞了。
If you flowers, cow couldn't pull the dung.
2、騷是個性嗎？那我承認你很個性。
SAO is personality? I admit that your very individual character.
3、你的新歡，不照樣是別人的破鞋。
Your new love, so not is a whore.
4、你要是長的不醜還真的挺漂亮的。
If you don't ugly also really pretty.
5、老孃變天鵝的時候，你還是個蛋呢。
The old niang become a swan, you or an egg?
6、你們家裡沒廁所嗎，你來這裡亂噴？
Your home no toilet, disorderly spray you been here?
7、你說吧，你是想死呢還是不想活了？
Are you, you want to die or don't want to live?
8、你真聰明，居然還知道自己是個人。
You're so smart, incredibly still know yourself as a person.
9、無性無愛假正經，有情有義真淫賊。
Sex without love prude, sentient beings have righteousness real rogue.
10、我們都很傻，可我是裝傻，你是真傻。
We are all very silly, but I am a clown, you are really stupid.
11、凡我放不下的，必是因為我擁有不了的。
All that I can not let go, it is because I have too.
12、有娘養沒爹教的雜種，沒資格和我說話。
Hybrid haven't dad taught a bastard, can't talk to me.
13、你就是我潑出去的水，誰能裝得了就裝。
Who is I pour out the water, you can got it.
14、想必一定是人渣中的極品，禽獸中的禽獸。
Surely must be one of the best human scum, beast of a beast.
15、世上本沒有帥哥、科技高了、自然便有了。
This not a handsome boy, high science and technology in the world, have naturally.
16、有多少愛可以亂來，有多少破鞋還在等待。
How many love can behave in such a way, how many a whore is still waiting for.
17、自從買了保險後，我過馬路也不看紅燈了。
Since bought insurance, I also don't see the red light to cross the road.
18、喲！這是誰褲襠門沒拉，怎麼把你漏出來啦！
Hey! Who is this crotch didn't pull door, how do you leak!
19、唸了十幾年書，想起來還是幼兒園比較好混。
Read the book more than ten years, think of and in kindergarten is better.
20、你還沒有進化完全，長的象人真的難為你了。
You haven't evolved, long like a person really hard for you.
21、你的嘴臉像運動鞋，踩進去感覺就會很舒服！
You looks like sports shoes, stepping in to feel very comfortable!
22、你這個不要臉的東西，不對，你本來就沒臉。
You this shameless things, no, you don't dare.
23、小孩，要表現得自己有素質最好要謙和明白麼？
Children, to behave himself has the quality to humble understand best?
24、你信不信我一巴掌把你拍牆上，摳都摳不下來！
Your letter not letter I slap you take on the wall, dig couldn't dig down!
25、你連老孃的宮裡都到不了，還想到老孃的心裡？
You even can't get his mother's house, also think of the old niang heart?
26、如果有一天我下去了，記住、我會上來找你的。
If one day I go, remember, I will come up for you.
27、你一抬腳，我就看見了你的襪子，你穿的破鞋。
You a lift, I will see your socks, you wear a whore.
28、都說我人緣好，人緣再好過年也沒人給我磕頭。
All say me good fellowship, give me a good New Year's day is not popular kowtow.
29、喲！瞧你這王八小樣兒，沒看出來殼還挺硬啊！
Hey! Look this tortoise small kind son, you didn't see shell still pretty hard!
30、你的臉皮真薄，還差兩頁就趕上現代漢語詞典。
Your face is really thin, return bad two pages will catch up with the modern Chinese dictionary.
31、這麼多年誰一直照顧你啊？我很佩服他的膽量。
Over the years who always take care of you? I admire his courage.
32、我也是個女的，長這麼大就沒見過你這麼犯賤的。
I am also a woman, so long big haven't seen you so bitchy.
33、你就認命吧！承認自己命賤又不是什麼困難的事。
You're my fate! To admit his life base and is not difficult.
34、嫉妒歸嫉妒，做人不要做狗，在背後詆譭有意思？
Envy to envy, be an upright person, don't be a dog in that undermines interesting?
35、真想把你插在花盆裡，讓你也知道什麼是植物人。
Really want to put you in a flower pot, let you know what is in a vegetative state.
36、要注意身體你不屬於你自己，屬於所有肇事司機。
You must pay attention to the body does not belong to you, all belong to the driver.
37、你光著身子追我兩公里我回一次頭都算我是流氓！
You naked after me two kilometers a head counts me back I am rascal!
38、你可千萬不能照鏡子，尤其是晚上，會嚇著自己。
You can never look in the mirror, especially at night, will frighten yourself.
39、我這人不懂音樂，所以時而不靠譜，時而不著調。
I this person does not understand music, so sometimes unreliable, sometimes not.
40、你的咪咪一個大一個小，你的屁股一個圓一個扁。
Your Mimi a big a small, your ass a round a flat.
41、要去醫院嗎？我帶你去，是先去婦科還是精神科啊？
Want to go to the hospital? I take you to go to the department of gynaecology or psychiatrist?
42、我就不明白繩子太長就會打結，而你的舌頭卻不能？
I don't understand the rope knot is too long will, and your tongue is not?
43、一副禽獸樣還想裝成道貌岸然的君子，真是不要臉！
A pair of animals would also like to pretend the into the gentleman, is really shameless!
44、你以為自己是哈雷彗星，全地球60億人都要瞻仰啊！
Halley's comet, you think you are all the earth's 6 billion people to visit!
45、有的時候你樂觀的像個屁，總以為自己能驚天動地。
Sometimes you optimistic like a fart, always thought oneself can astounding.
46、你到地球來禍害人的話，那就請你登上極樂世界吧！
Did you come to earth evil people, then you can board the nirvana!
47、像小三這種可惡的傢伙，只能演電視劇裡的一陀糞。
Like small three nasty guy, only one tuo excrement in the TV show.
48、人生本無緣，相見易更難，說句心裡話，誰不愛錢啊！
For life, it's harder to meet each other is easy to say a word in heart, who do not love money!
49、這麼不要臉，這麼沒心沒肺，你的體重應該會很輕吧？
So shameless, so heartless, you should be very light weight?
50、人妖要有人妖的樣子，人不人，妖不妖，你去嚇鬼啊！
We should have the appearance of the transvestite, people don't people, demon demon, you scare ghost!
51、你像一個傻子般的活著，你就是墮胎失敗的最好例子。
You live like a fool, you are the best example of abortion failure.
52、你個損毀亞洲同胞名聲的禍害，祖先為之蒙羞的子孫。
You break the scourge of fellow Asian reputation, ancestors shame for posterity.
53、我感覺你像兩頭豬，因為一頭豬已經不能形容你的蠢。
Because I feel you like two pigs, a head of pig have already can't describe your stupid.
54、出問題從自己身上找原因，別一便祕就怪地球沒引力。
Out of the question from yourself to find the reason, don't blame a constipation earth's gravity.
55、自己犯賤，還要裝無辜，以為自己很有感覺，呸，噁心。
Oneself make mean, also pack innocence, think they have a lot of sense, fie, nausea.
56、你露出半個屁股不代表你性感，只能說明你內褲買小了！
You show a half ass doesn't mean you are sexy, can explain you buy small underwear!
57、你是第一個讓我佩服的，腦袋的和功能腳趾頭一模一樣。
You are the first let me admire, head of the toes and function the same.
58、你瞧你吧，看背影急煞千軍萬馬，轉過頭嚇退百萬雄獅。
You see you, see figure nasty evil spirit hordes, turned to scare off millions of lion.
59、你腦袋被鳳姐大腿夾了，大腦豆腐渣，小腦萎縮是了吧？
Your head is feng caught his thigh, brain tofu, cerebellum atrophy yes?
60、你哪家學校畢業的啊？你討人厭的學位都修到博士後了。
Which school did you graduate from? Degree of unwanted would you fix the postdoctoral.
61、你跟誰倆整那表情呢，我欠你貸款要到期了還是怎麼的。
With whom did you two whole that expression, I owe you loans to expire or something.
62、你噴糞之前先想想你自己都幹過什麼，有沒有資格說別人。
You think about yourself before you use abusive language did, eligible to others.
63、你是我見過的容量最大的鉛筆盒了，裝那麼多筆你不累嗎？
You is I have seen the capacity of the largest pencil case, don't hold so much you tired?
64、哦，長得不錯，怎麼沒拿你爸媽給你的這身裝備去坐檯啊？
Oh, good, how didn't take your parents to your outfit to maybe?
65、我們擦肩而過的那一瞬間那麼完美，回頭你不怕脖子扭到？
We miss that moment so perfect, afraid of his neck to the back to you?
66、有了錢，你還是一樣的膚淺；沒了錢，能讓你變的那麼賤。
With money, you still the same superficial; No money, can let you become so cheap.
67、逆風的方向，更適合飛翔，我不怕萬人阻擋，只怕自己投降。
Against the wind direction, more suitable for flying, I am not afraid of ten thousand people stop, is oneself to surrender.
68、你能講文明，講素質的時候，我想是我再次投胎做人的時候。
Can you speak civilization, about the quality, I think it's time I reborn life again.
69、雖然我長的不是很帥，但小時候也有人誇我左邊鼻孔很偶像派。
Although I long are not so handsome, but when I was a child also someone kua I am idolized the left nostril.
70、我很清楚你要弱智起來，一發不可收拾，但我還真想見識見識。
I know you want to be weak-minded, open the floodgates, but I really want to see.
71、別老問別人為什麼不願意理你，因為太稀罕你而不願意搭理你。
Don't ask someone else why not nice to you, because you and don't want to take a reason you too rare.
72、有娘生沒爹養，生來就是出來糟蹋我們人生觀價值和世界觀的！
Niang born without dad, born out of spoiling our outlook on life values and the view of the world!
73、你說你長得靚，還真沒說錯，你往馬路中間一站，群眾眼睛都亮了。
You said you look beautiful, really didn't say wrong, you go to the middle of the road station, the crowd eyes lit up.
74、我只想勸勸你媽，趁早買條鏈子把你拴起來吧，省得大白天的亂咬人。
There is time, I just want to advise your mother buy chains have you tied up, disorderly bite of province in broad daylight.
75、小三，你配有真愛麼，今天當這男人的情婦，明天就跑別人被窩去了。
Small three, with a true love you, today when the man's mistress, tomorrow will run other people went to bed.
76、要想爭面子，首先回去好好整個容再來吧，別整天一副衣冠禽獸的模樣。
To face competition, first of all to have lots of whole let come back, don't be a beast all day.
77、你媽像個老太婆，賣逼賣過母親河，勇猛雙鞭呼延灼，抓住你媽就是殼。
Your mother like an old woman, selling forced selling mother river, intrepid double whip HuYan burning, hold your mama's shell.