2020qq搞笑心情短語
1、看見你我就想起來牛魔王。
I would like to see your demon.
2、你不是在犯賤就是在犯賤的路上。
You're not in the way I.
3、得知你不好過我也就安心了！
I'm relieved to learn that you're not!
4、江山如畫皮，人生如夢遺。
Jiangshan as painted, Life is but a dream..
5、我看你是痴人說夢異想天開了吧！
I think you are fantastic tell some fantastic tales!
6、無理取鬧，必有所圖！
Vexatious, have a map!
7、我最後再告訴你一次！
I'm telling you for the last time.
8、只要你抬頭臭氧層就會破洞。
As long as you look up the ozone layer will break the hole.
9、別以為你是狗就可以亂咬人！
Don't think you're a dog!
10、你永遠都是個當小三的貨色。
You'll always be a small three.
11、你到底為什麼不跟我說實話？
Why on earth didn't you tell me truth?
12、水至清則無魚，人至賤則無敵。
Water to clear, no fish, people are invincible.
13、你活著浪費空氣、死了浪費土地。
You live a waste of air, a waste of land.
14、連丟進太陽都嫌不夠環保。
Even the sun is not enough to lose the sun.
15、聽君一席話，省我十本書。
Listen to your words, my ten book.
16、別怕！
Don't panic！
17、怎麼是你，滿嘴的海蠣子味道！
How are you, with the taste of oyster!
18、你早上拿婦炎潔刷的呀吧！
You take the morning brush Ah Fu Yan Jie!
19、你長得很抽象。
You are very abstract.
20、遠看一朵花，近看一堆牛屎渣。
Far see a flower, in a pile of cow dung slag.
21、機會像處女，難得並且只有一次。
Opportunities like a virgin, rare and only once.
22、生容易，活容易，生活真不容易。
Life is easy, life is easy, life is not easy.
23、你別總是帶著一臉便祕似的鬱悶！
You don't always have a face of constipation!
24、鳥大了什麼林子都有！
There are birds in the forest!
25、你腦子有毛病!
You are out of your mind.
26、您走路很卓別林長得很畢加索。
You walk very much Picasso Chaplin.
27、我不願再見到你。從我的生活中消失吧。
I don't want to see you anymore! Get out of my life.
28、別那樣和我說話！
Don't talk to me like that!
29、沒有癩蛤蟆，天鵝也會寂寞。
No toad, swan will be lonely.
30、祝你孤獨終老，且長命百歲。
I wish you longevity and alone.
31、我肺都快要氣炸了!
I'm about to explode!
32、我不願再見到你！
I don't want to see you anymore!
33、水越深，水流越平穩。
The deeper the water is, the more stable the water is.
34、他同我演戲，我回報以演技。
He's acting with me, and I'm rewarded with acting.
35、你的臉長得很驚險畫素比較低。
Your face is very dangerous.
36、閉嘴!
Shut up!
37、真是白痴一個！
What a stupid idiot!
38、不是你不笑，一笑粉就掉！
Not you do not laugh, a laugh powder on the!
39、婊子養的!
Son of a bitch!
40、你要是坨屎，屎殼螂都餓死了。
If you shit, dung beetle have starved to death.
41、流氓不可怕，就怕流氓有文化。
Rogue is not terrible, afraid of rogue culture.
42、想咬你一口，可惜我是回民。
Want to bite you, but I am hui.
43、祝你們白頭偕老，斷子絕孫。
I wish you said of a couple die without descendants.
44、你生來就是嚇人的吧！
You were born to be scary!
45、比不上路邊被狗灑過尿的口香糖。
Chewing gum than a dog that has been shed on the road.
46、我受不了了！
I can't bear it！
47、別碰我！
Don't touch me.
48、你這個婊子!
You're such a bitch!