搞笑英語句子大全
1、大蒜不值錢，能防腦膜炎。
Garlic is not valuable, it can prevent meningitis.
2、朝食三片姜，勝喝人蔘湯。
Three pieces of ginger are better than ginseng soup.
3、冬睡不矇頭，夏睡不露肚。
Sleep in winter without covering your head, sleep in summer without revealing your belly.
4、預防腸胃病，飲食要乾淨。
Prevent gastrointestinal diseases and keep your diet clean.
5、飲食要衛生，一熱二鮮三乾淨。
Diet should be hygienic, one hot, two fresh and three clean.
6、人要自安，少吃夜餐。
People should be safe and eat less dinner.
7、要想終身少得病，夜間大餐要叫停。
If you want to be less sick all your life, stop eating at night.
8、挑食偏食害處大，損害身體礙健康。
Preferential eating is harmful and harmful to health.
9、早吃好，午吃飽，晚吃少。
Eat well in the morning, eat well in the afternoon and eat little in the evening.
10、吃飯先喝湯，到老不受傷。
Eat soup before you eat, and you won't be hurt till you get old.
11、笑口常開，青春常在。
Laughter is always open, youth is always there.
12、粥里加銀耳，食了手不麻。
The porridge with Tremella fuciformis, eating hands numb.
13、熱飯冷茶泡，娘做郎中醫不好。
Hot rice and cold tea are not good for Chinese medicine.
14、藥方無貴賤，效者是靈丹。
The prescription is inexpensive and effective.
15、老怕傷寒少怕癆。
Always afraid of typhoid fever and seldom of tuberculosis.
16、飯前一碗湯，不用進藥房。
A bowl of soup before dinner is not needed in the pharmacy.
17、一頓吃傷，十頓喝湯。
One meal hurts, ten meals of soup.
18、飯吃八成飽，老來胃腸好。
Eighty percent of the food is full, and the stomach and intestines are good when you are old.
19、酒吃頭杯，茶吃二盞。
First cup of wine and two cups of tea.
20、有病最怕亂投醫。
If you are sick, you are most afraid of going to the doctor.
21、蒜是好物，獨損雙目。
Garlic is a good thing, but it does harm to both eyes.
22、喝開水，吃熟菜，身體健康少病害。
Drink boiled water, eat cooked vegetables, less disease.
23、一夜不睡，十夜不醒。
Don't sleep all night, don't wake up ten nights.
24、人勤病就懶，人懶病就勤。
People are lazy when they are sick and lazy when they are sick.
25、房寬地寬，不如心寬。
Width of house is better than breadth of heart.
26、剃頭常洗澡，身體自然好。
Shaving often takes a bath and is naturally in good health.
27、胡蘿蔔，小人蔘；經常吃，長精神。
Carrots, ginseng; often eat, long spirit.
28、性格開朗，疾病躲藏。
Happy personality, disease hiding.
29、狗肉滾三滾，神仙站不穩。
Dog meat rolling three times, immortals stand unstable.
30、懶惰催人老，勤勞能延年。
Laziness begets old age, but diligence prolongs life.
31、精細糧食巧搭配，少葷多素有營養。
Fine grain collocation, less meat and more nutrients.
32、蔬菜是個寶，餐餐不可少。
Vegetables are a treasure and meals are indispensable.
33、粥里加薺菜，身強體不衰。
Add shepherd's purse to porridge, keep fit.
34、哭一哭，解千愁。
Cry, relieve a thousand sorrows.
35、吃米帶點糠，營養又健康。
Eat rice with bran, nutritious and healthy.
36、飯前便後要洗手。
Wash your hands before and after meals.
37、暴飲暴食會生病，定時定量可安寧。
Overeating can lead to illness, and timing and quantification can be tranquil.
38、怒傷肝，喜傷心，悲憂驚。
Anger hurts the liver, joy and sorrow, sadness and dismay.
39、飯後走一走，能活九十九。
A walk after dinner will make you live ninety-nine years.
40、一次飲水若太多，長久損胃傷腎窩。
If you drink too much water at a time, it will damage your stomach and kidney for a long time.
41、三餐不過飽，無病活到老。
Three meals are not enough, and you live to old age without illness.
42、白露身不露，寒露腳不露。
White bare, cold bare feet bare.
43、飲食講科學，金秋好生活。
Diet is scientific and golden autumn is a good life.
44、寒從腳上起，病從口中入。
Cold starts at the feet and sickness comes from the mouth.
45、氣大傷神，食多傷身。
Great anger hurts the mind, more food hurts the body.
46、人想長壽安，要減夜來餐。
People want to live a long life. They need to eat less at night.
47、精糧合口味，粗糧潤腸胃。
Concentrated grain suits the taste, coarse grain moistens the intestines and stomach.
48、吃得慌，咽得忙，傷了胃口害了腸。
Eating panicked, swallowing busy, hurting the appetite and injuring the intestine.
49、熱天半塊瓜，藥物不用抓。
Half a melon in hot weather, medicines need not be caught.
50、寒從腳上起、病從口中入。
Cold comes from the feet and sickness comes from the mouth.
51、多吃芹菜不用問，降低血壓很管用。
Eat more celery without asking. Lowering blood pressure is very useful.
52、人有童心，一世年輕。
People are childlike and young all their lives.
53、病從口入，禍從口出。
Diseases come from the mouth, and misfortunes come from the mouth.
54、妻賢夫病少，好妻勝良藥。
A good wife is better than a good medicine.
55、若想長壽安，須減夜來餐。
If you want to live a long life, you have to cut back on dinner.
56、憂靠自排，怒靠自制。
Worry depends on self-control, anger on self-control.
57、少吃葷腥多吃素，沒有醫生開藥鋪。
Eat less meat, eat more vegetarian, no doctor prescribed medicine.
58、心胸寬大能撐船，健康長壽過百年。
Wide-minded can support a boat, healthy and longevity over a hundred years.
59、白水沏茶喝，能活一百多。
White water can make tea and live more than one hundred years.
60、喝茶不洗懷，閻王把命催。
Tea does not wash, the king of Yan urged.
61、多吃芹菜不用問，降低血壓喊得應。
Eat more celery without asking. Lower your blood pressure and shout properly.
62、五穀雜糧壯身體，青菜蘿蔔保平安。
Five grains and cereals strengthen the body, green vegetables and radishes keep safe.
63、少吃多餐，益壽延年。
Eat less, eat more, and live longer.
64、若要不失眠，煮粥添白蓮。
If you want to keep awake, cook porridge and add white lotus.
65、常洗衣，常洗澡，常晒被服疾病少。
Often wash clothes, often bathe, often sun bedclothes less illness.
66、臭魚爛蝦，送命冤家。
Stinky fish and rotten shrimp kill their enemies.
67、要想富，先修路，先修健康之路。
If you want to be rich, build roads first, and build healthy roads first.
68、拍打足三裡，勝吃老母雞。
Whipping three miles is better than eating an old hen.
69、少吃多得味，多吃活受罪。
Eat less, eat more and suffer more.
70、早上喝鹽湯，勝喝人蔘湯。
Salt soup is better than ginseng soup in the morning.