關於短篇的英語笑話閱讀

　　笑話一般比較短小,喜劇性很強,普遍存在於人們的日常生活中。笑話的娛樂作用可以減輕人的心理壓力,促進身體健康。小編分享關於短篇的英語笑話，希望可以幫助大家!

　　關於短篇的英語笑話：They Didn't Have Nike's In Those Days

　　A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study the bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we'll talk about it."

　　A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if he could use the car. His father said, "Son, I'm really proud of you. You brought your grades up, studied the bible well, but you didn't get your hair cut!"

　　The young man waited a moment and then replied, "You know dad, I've been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."

　　His father replied, "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went."

　　關於短篇的英語笑話：Pennies And Seconds

　　A man was wandering in the woods, pondering all the mysteries of life and his own personal problems. The man couldn't find the answers, so he sought help from God.

　　"God? You there, God?" he asked.

　　"Yes. What is it, my son?" God answered.

　　"Mind if I ask a few questions?" the man asked.

　　"Go ahead, my son, anything."

　　"God, what is a million years to you?"

　　God answered, "A million years to me is only a second."

　　The man asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"

　　God replied, "A million dollars to me is worth only a penny."

　　The man lifted his eyebrows and asked his final question. "God, can I have a penny?"

　　God answered, "Sure, give me a second."

　　關於短篇的英語笑話：Good vs. Evil

　　One Day the Devil challenged God to a baseball game.

　　Smiling God proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I have Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."

　　"Yes," snickered the devil, "but I have all the umpires!"

　　關於短篇的英語笑話：Would You Give Up?

　　A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself: "I'd give anything to sink this next putt."

　　A stranger walks up to him and whispers: "Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?"

　　The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless but also that perhaps this is a good omen and will put him in the right frame of mind to make the difficult putt and says, "OK."

　　And sinks the putt.

　　Two holes later he mumbles to himself: "Boy, if I could only get an eagle on this hole."

　　The same stranger moves to his side and says, "Would it be worth another fourth of your sex life?"

　　The golfer shrugs and says, "Sure." And he makes an eagle.

　　Down to the final hole. The golfer needs yet another eagle to win. Though he says nothing, the stranger moves to his side and says, "Would you be willing to give up the rest of your sex life to win this match?"

　　The golfer says, "Certainly." And makes the eagle.

　　As the golfer walks to the club house, the stranger walks alongside and says, "You know, I've really not been fair with you because you don't know who I am.

　　I'm the devil, and from now on you will have no sex life."

　　"Nice to meet you," says the golfer. "My name's Father O'Malley."