關於富有內涵的英語笑話

　　在舞會或酒會等場合中，一個恰到其處的笑話可以讓你脫穎而出。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：可憐的丈夫

　　"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

　　“你根本無法想象和我妻子打交道是多麼的難,”一個男人對他的朋友訴苦說,“她問我一個問題,然後自己回答了,過後又花半個小時跟我解釋為什麼我的答案是錯的.”

　　：新老師

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裡。

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　　媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。

　　：誰更有禮貌?

　　A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.

　　一個胖子和一個瘦子在爭論誰更有禮貌.瘦子說他更有禮貌,因為他經常對女士摘帽示意.但是胖子認為他更有風度,因為無論什麼時候他在車上給別人讓座時,總有兩位女士能坐下.

　　：墓地守墓人

　　He is really somebody My uncle has 1000 men under him. He is really somebody. What does he do? A maintenance man in a cemetery.

　　他真是一個大人物，我叔叔下面有1000個人。他真是一個大人物。幹什麼的?墓地守墓人。