有關英文笑話小故事大全

　　為了更好地提高小學生英語學習興趣，一直以來,人們都在尋找一種可行的方法。用英語笑話短文進行教學可以起到非常好的效果。小編整理了有關英文笑話小故事，歡迎閱讀!

　　有關英文笑話小故事：我不想爭論

　　I don't feel like getting into an argument

　　"Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?"

　　"It's round," answered Gerald.

　　"How do you know it's round?" continued the teacher.

　　"All right, it's square then," he replied, "I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!"

　　有關英文笑話小故事：纏住不放

　　Persistance

　　Returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter: "Daddy, who won the golf game? You or Uncle Richie?"

　　"Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "We just play to have fun."

　　Undaunted, Sare said, "Okay, Daddy, who had more fun?"

　　有關英文笑話小故事：偉大的獵手

　　Jonesie the great lion hunter

　　A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast.

　　For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion.

　　In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There was no sign of the lion.

　　What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion? asked the chief.

　　Forget the damn lion! he howled. Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?

　　有關英文笑話小故事：盲人與導盲犬

　　A seeing-eye dog

　　A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.

　　The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, which he offers to the dog.

　　A passerby, having observed the near fatal incident, can't control his amazement and says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie? He nearly got you killed!"

　　The blind man turns partially in his direction and replies,

　　"To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass."

　　有關英文笑話小故事：醫生，有人在我床底下

　　Somebody under my bed

　　Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"

　　"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."

　　"How much do you charge?"

　　"A hundred dollars per visit."

　　"I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.

　　Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.

　　"For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10."

　　"Is that so! How?"

　　"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!!!"