簡單英語幽默小故事帶翻譯

　　笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆，在人們的日常生活中起著重要調劑作用。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　1：

　　A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer: "No, ma'am, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting soon."

　　一位店鋪經理聽到他的一個店員這樣對顧客說：“不，夫人，這會兒沒有，一時半會兒看來也不會有。”

　　Horrified, the manager came running over to the customer and said, "Of course, we'll have some soon, We placed an order last week." Then the manager drew the clerk aside: "Never, never, never say we are out of anything, say we've got it on order and it's coming."

　　經理驚恐萬分地跑過去對顧客說，“當然，我們很快就會有的，我們上週訂了貨。”接著，他把店員拉到一邊說：“絕不要和顧客說我們沒有什麼，說我們已經訂貨了而且很快就到。”

　　"Now what was it she wanted?"

　　“現在你說她要買什麼?”

　　"Rain," said the clerk.

　　“雨。”店員說。

　　2：

　　Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

　　母親：弗雷迪，你的臉怎麼是紅的?

　　Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.

　　弗雷迪：我剛才在大街上跑，為的是阻止打架。

　　Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?

　　母親：這件事做得棒。誰和誰在大家呢?

　　Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

　　弗雷迪：我和傑基·史密斯。

　　3：

　　There was a customer who came and asked a waiter in a cafeteria: "Oh, tell me, Susan, how do you keep all the flies out of your coffee shop?"

　　咖啡廳來了一位顧客，他問這裡的侍者：“哦，請告訴我，蘇珊，你是怎樣將這裡的蚊子趕出去的?”

　　So she said: "I just let the flies taste the stuff."

　　侍者說：“我只是讓他們嚐了嚐這兒的東西。”

　　4：

　　"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"

　　“救命!醫生!請趕快過來!我10歲的兒子剛剛吞下了一支鋼筆!”

　　"Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."

　　“好的，我馬上過來。10到20分鐘後我就到。”

　　"Good, but...what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"

　　“好的，但是...在此期間我該做些什麼呢?”

　　"Just use another pen!"

　　“用別的筆嘛!”