最搞笑的短篇英文笑話

  前蘇聯著名作家高爾基說過,“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。小編精心收集了,供大家欣賞學習!

  篇1

  Cooking Class

  烹飪課

  One day during cooking class,

  一天在上烹飪課的時候,

  our teacher ,Mrs,Brown,was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces .

  我們的老師布朗太太正在頌揚她:準備完美醬料的祕訣。

  When she ordered us to the stoves to the prepare our assignments,

  當她把我們叫到爐子邊作準備工作時,

  she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons ."

  她說:“別忘了要用木製的湯匙”。

  As I stirred my sauce ,

  當我在攪拌醬料時,

  I contemplated the physica behind the mystery of the wooden spoon

  我一直苦思木製湯匙奧祕的背後所隱含的物理原理,

  and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction.

  然後認定它一定與熱傳導有關係。

  I approached Mrs.Brown to test my theory .

  我走向布朗太太來測試我'韻理論。

  "Why wooden spoons?"I asked .

  我問:“為什麼要用木製湯匙呢?”

  "Because," she replied , "If I Have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging againstmetal pots ,I will go nuts!"

  她回答:“因為,如果我必須坐在這裡聽你們全部的金屬湯匙砰砰敲著金屬的罐子,我會發瘋喔”。

  篇2

  Faithful Cat

  忠實的貓

  Once upon a time ,a woman had a faithful cat.

  從前有 個婦人有一隻忠實的貓。

  And one day,a guy ran over the cat with his horse drawn carriage.

  有一天,有個人用他的馬車將貓輾死。

  So,the man went to the old woman and said,

  因此,這個人就去找這位老婦人說:

  "I am terribly sorry about your cat.I'd like to replace him."

  “我對你的貓感到非常抱歉,我願意代替它。”

  "That's so nice of you!" said the old woman,deeply touched.

  這位老婦人深深地感動說:“你真好心呀!”

  "So how good are you at catching mice?"

  “你抓老鼠的功夫很棒嗎?”

  篇3

  Laboratory Tests

  實驗室檢查

  Two children were sitting outside a clinic.

  有兩個小孩子坐在一間診療室外面。

  One of them was crying very loudly.

  其中一個小孩子哭得非常犬聲。

  2nd Child;Why are you crying?

  第二位小孩子說:“你為什麼哭呀?”

  1st Child:I came here for blood test.

  第一位小孩子說:“我來這裡驗血呀”

  2nd Child:So?Are you afraid?

  第二位小孩子說:“那又怎樣?你害怕呀?”

  1st Child :No .Not that.For the blood test,they cut my finger.

  第一位小孩子說:“不怕呀,又不是那樣啦。因為驗血的話,他們要割我的手指頭啦。”

  At this,the second one started crying.

  一聽到這麼說,第二位小孩子就開始哭了,

  The first one was astonished.

  第一位小孩子就非常驚訝。

  1st Child :Why are you crying now?

  第一位小孩子說:“你現在為什么哭呀?”

  2nd Child :I have come for my urine?test!

  第二位小孩子說:“我來這裡微尿液檢驗的啦.!”