關於英語的兒童爆笑笑話

  每一個國家都會有自己的國家的幽默,那我們來看看英語的笑話,今天小編就給大家分享一下英語笑話,希望大家喜歡

  英語的兒童笑話參考

  I Wasn't Asleep 我沒有睡著

  When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

  "I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

  "Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

  "I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

  當一群婦女上車之後,車上的座位全都被佔滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了,他擔心這個人會坐過站,就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他,說:“先生,醒醒!”

  “我沒有睡著。”那個男人回答。

  “沒睡著?可是你眼睛都閉上了呀?”

  “我知道,我只是不願意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已。”

  少兒雙語小笑話閱讀

  Wife: "How would you describe me?"

  妻子:你會怎麼形容我呢?

  Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

  丈夫:ABCDEFGHIJK.

  Wife: "What does that mean?"

  妻子:那是什麼意思?

  Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

  丈夫:迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優雅的、時髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。

  Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

  妻子:哇,謝謝,但是“IJK”是什麼意思呢?

  Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

  丈夫:開個玩笑!

  英語的兒童小笑話

  The plural Form of "Child"

  Teacher: What is the plural of man, Tom?

  Tom: Men.

  Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?

  Tom: Twins.

  "孩子"的複數形式

  老師:湯姆,‘男人’這個詞的複數形式是什麼?

  湯姆:男人們。

  老師:答得好。那‘孩子’的複數形式呢?

  湯姆:雙胞胎。