初二簡單英語小笑話閱讀

  笑話是民族文化及社會生活中不可缺少的一環,無論是哪個國家,哪個民族都有屬於自己的笑話。小編整理了初二簡單英語小笑話,歡迎閱讀!

  初二簡單英語小笑話篇一

  The Looney Bin

  瘋人院

  Late one night at the insane asylum ***瘋人院***one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!”Anotherone said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice fromanother room shouted, "I did not!"

  一天晚上,在瘋人院裡,一個病人說:“我是拿破崙!”另一個說:“你怎麼知道?”第一個人說:“上帝對我說的!”一會兒,一個聲音從另一個房間傳來:“我沒說!”

  初二簡單英語小笑話篇二

  The master, to impress on his pupils the need of thinking before speaking, told them tocount fifty before saying anything important, and one hundred if it was very important. Thenext day he was speaking, standing with his back to the fire, when he noticed several lipsmoving rapidly. Suddenly the whole class shouted: Ninety-eight, ninety-nine, a hundred. Yourcoat is on fire, sir!

  老師為了讓學生記住先思考後發言,告訴他們在說出重要事情之前先數到50,如果是特別重要的事情,要先數到100。 第二天,當老師背靠著火爐講課時,發現好幾個學生的嘴脣在很快地不停地動。突然,全班學生一起喊道:“九十八,九十九,一百。老師,您的大衣著火了!”

  初二簡單英語小笑話篇三

  I Could Do It Slower

  我可以幹得慢一些

  Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth?

  病人:拔一顆牙收費多少?

  Dentist: Fifty dollars.

  牙醫:50美元。

  Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work?

  病人:只幾分鐘的活兒就要50美元?

  Dentist: Well, I could do it slower, if you like.

  牙醫:好的,如果你喜歡的話,我可以幹得慢一些。