簡短搞笑的英文自我評價

　　簡短搞笑的自我評價不僅可以讓人捧腹，還可以增加好感度，下面是小編為大家帶來的英文自我評價範文，相信對你會有幫助的。

　　篇一

　　Handsome, handsome, suave romantic, jade tree, learn five cars, tall and mighty, with millions of 'fans', fans, I am a man of the world, Thousands of thousands of girls, known as a pear pressure Begonia Jade noodles small white dragon, Shuai to fall off!

　　I have no merits The only advantage is that there is no shortcomings I basically all the shortcomings of the biggest drawback is that only the advantages if the handsome is a sin, I have criminals heinous; If there is a type of error, I have a mistake again; If I am humble, I will be tortured, and I will be able to escape too?

　　I side 23, handsome Xiao wine. Seven-year-old Xuewen, nine-year-old martial arts, 12-year-old girl will be, on the known astronomical geography, the next trivial, every walk outside, often cited beautiful back, handsome jumping, kind-hearted and helpful. Elementary school language teacher to explain "handsome" meaning, I puzzled the same table secretly handed a small mirror. I have a photo. Oh. An instant to understand. . . It is said that when I was born, the sky north, there is a cloud, gradually from far to near, floating to my house after the roof, turned into a word: Shuai

　　篇二

　　Welcome to our Dalian, Dalian Tourism is the most talented I am handsome and handsome Yushu aristocratic suave tall and mighty man called the Shanbengdelie water back down ghost see beauty and wisdom combined with the heroes and chivalric incarnation car people see car, as the driver master Can be two-ribbed fork, for the guests can fork fork master, Oh `` `

　　A joke with everyone, ah, active about our car's anger. My name is XXX this is our tour guide in Dalian, we can call me a small X, very happy to meet in this vast sea of people, I believe this is our fate, the saying goes, a good hundred years with the ship repair degree, we are also centuries Repair with the car edge. Since we met in Dalian for all services, I will let everyone play happy, fun to play. Hope that our services will bring you, at home a thousand days is good, not difficult to go out feeling `` `` `

　　Now I start with a song to our trip friends. Please please your Jinzhang, silver palm, cactus, for my small X drum applause. ***Singing*** to introduce the trip.

　　篇三

　　1, I was looking for his wife, not to play.

　　2, to eat diet pills, and one day to the bar drilling several times, depending on KTV, such as pro father who do not interfere.

　　3, there are people who smoke away, and occasionally pumping one or two except ***just to play***. Women sometimes smoke really beautiful, but I really do not want at home when you send me one, I send you a pumping endless.

　　4, housekeeper type of aside, I have a mother is enough. ***Dinosaurs declined***

　　5, gentle, lovely, kind, like small animals ***except mice*** priority.

　　6, have ideals, goals, love all the good things ***not including money*** priority.

　　7, like to do good food and do a good job is preferred. We can learn about!

　　8, a fixed work, and love work, full of vision for the future ***not including workaholics*** are preferred!