簡短英文冷笑話帶翻譯

  笑話可能只是文字遊戲,但有時它在人們解決生活中的困惑時起著重要作用。小編整理了,歡迎閱讀!

  篇一

  人的回答

  A husband said to his wife, "Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish'?"

  一位丈夫對妻子說:“為什麼上帝把女人創造得如此美麗卻又愚蠢呢?”

  "Well," his wife answered at once. "The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."

  “噢,”他的妻子立刻回答道,“原因很簡單。上帝使我們如此美麗,男人才會愛我們。上帝使我們如此愚蠢,我們才會嫁給他們。”

  篇二

  妻子的祈求

  Two men were talking at the break-room. One was telling the other about a fight he had had with his wife. "In the end"he said, "I had her begging on her knees."

  兩位男士正在休息室淡論著。一位對另一位說起他與妻子的一場爭鬥。他說:“最後,我迫使她跪下來求我。”

  "What did she say?" asked the coworker.

  “她怎麼求你的?”另一位很好奇。

  "She told me to come out from under the bed."

  “她求我快點從床下爬出來。”

  篇三

  理由

  One early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.

  一天清晨,媽媽去叫還在睡覺的兒子起床。

  Mom: Wake up, son. It's time to go to school.

  媽媽:起來,兒子。去學校的時間到了。

  Son: But why? I don't want to go to school.

  兒子:但是為什麼?我不想去學校。

  Mom: Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school.

  媽媽:給我兩個理由,你為什麼不想去學校。

  Son: One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.

  兒子:第一,所有的孩子都恨我。第二,所有的老師都恨我。

  Mom: Oh! That's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.

  媽媽:哦!這不是理由。來吧,你必須去學校。

  Son: Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?

  兒子:那給我兩個為什麼我要去學校的理由?

  , you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two you are the PRINCIPAL of the school.

  媽媽:第一,你都52歲了,應該明白自己的責任。第二,你是學校的校長。