少兒英語幽默小笑話

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　　那不是我的狗

　　A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”

　　The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bit.”

　　The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her.

　　“Ouch!” She says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”

　　The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”

　　那不是我的狗

　　一個婦人走進一家寵物店，看見一隻很可愛的小狗。她問店主：“你的狗咬人嗎?”

　　店主說：“不，我的狗不咬人。”

　　於是這個婦人試著撫摸小狗，可是小狗卻咬了她。

　　“哎喲!”婦人說，“我想你剛才還說你的狗不咬人。”

　　店主人回答說：“那不是我的狗。”

　　聰明的熊貓

　　A little panda picks up a pumpkin and wants to take it home. But the pumpkin is too big. The panda can’t take it home.

　　Suddenly she sees a bear riding a bike toward her. She watches the bike. “I know! I have a good idea.” she jumps and shouts happily, “I can roll a pumpkin. It’s like a wheel.”

　　So she rolls the pumpkin to her home. When her mother sees the big pumpkin, she is surprised, “Oh, my God! How can you carry it home?” the little panda answers proudly, “I can’t lift it, but I can roll it.” Her mother smiled and says，“What a clever girl! Use you heard to do something,”

　　聰明的熊貓

　　一隻小熊貓摘了一隻大南瓜，想把它拿回家。但是這隻南瓜太大了，她沒有辦法把這麼大的南瓜帶回家。

　　突然她看見一隻狗熊騎著一輛自行車朝她這邊來。她看著自行車，跳著說：“有了!我有辦法了。我可以把南瓜滾回家去。南瓜好像車輪。

　　於是她把那瓜滾回家。當她媽媽看到這隻大南瓜的時候，很驚訝：“天啊!這麼食的南瓜!你是怎麼把它帶回家來的?”小熊貓自豪地說;“我拎不動它，可是我能滾動它啊!”她媽媽微笑著說：“真聰明啊!記住：只要你肯動腦筋，沒有難辦的事。”

　　我沒法煮它

　　It’s sunny day in spring. Miss Cat is fishing. Suddenly the fishing rod moves. “Great! Oh, it’s so heavy!” Miss Cat says happily.

　　The fish is plucked out of the river. “Oh, a big fish! How big the fish is!” She cheers. But she puts the fish into the river and goes on fishing.

　　At the time Mr. House goes by and sees it. “What do you set it free?” He asks. “Because my pot is too small. I can’t cook it,” Miss Cat says.

　　我沒法煮它

　　這是春天裡一個陽光明媚的日子，貓小姐在河邊釣魚。突然魚竿動了動。“太棒了!哇，好重啊!”貓小姐高興地喊著。

　　魚被拉出來了。“啊!一條大魚!這條大魚可真大呀!”她歡呼道。但是她卻把魚放回河裡，又繼續釣魚。

　　這時候馬先生路過，看見這一切，就問她：“為什麼你把魚放了?” “因為我的鍋太小。我沒辦法燒這麼大的魚。”貓小姐回答說。