初一英語小笑話閱讀

　　在交際場合,能恰到好處地講個笑話或自創一個幽默,不僅可以體現自己的語言水平,還可以提升個人魅力。小編精心收集了初一英語小笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　初一英語小笑話篇1

　　Lazy Manager

　　懶惰的經理

　　A middle management executive has to take on some sports,by his doctor's ,

　　有一位中階經營主管因為聽了他的醫師指示必須要做一些運動，

　　so he decides to play tennis .

　　所以他決定要打網球。

　　After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing

　　在幾個星期之後，他韻祕書就問他情況如何，

　　"It's going fine" ,the manager says."When I am on the court and I see the ball speedingtowards me ,

　　這位經理說：“進行得不錯，當我在網球場上看到球快速朝著我來的時候，

　　and my brain immediately says,"Back hand!To the net!Smash !Go back"

　　我的腦袋就立刻說：‘反手拍!上網!殺球!後退! ”

　　"Really?What happens then?" the secretary asks .

　　祕書問說：“真的呀，然後嚨?”

　　"Then my bady says ,"Who 、 Me?Don't talk nonsense!"

　　“然後我的身體說：‘誰?我嗎?別胡說八道了!”’

　　初一英語小笑話篇2

　　All In the family

　　都在這一家

　　Eight-year-old Sally brought her report card home from school .

　　八十歲大的 莎莉從學校把她的成績報告卡帶回家。

　　Her marks were good mostly .

　　她的成績不錯，

　　A's and a couple of B'S .

　　大部分都是A，還有幾個B。

　　However ,her teacher had written across the bottom,

　　可是， 她韻老師在卡片下方寫道：

　　"SALLY is a smart little girl,but she has one fault,

　　“莎莉是個聰明的小女孩，但是她有一個毛病。

　　she talks too much in school.I have an idea I am going to try,

　　她在學校太愛講話。我有一個想法我要來試試看，

　　which I think may break her of the bad habit."

　　我認為.這個想法可能會讓她改掉這個壞習慣。”

　　Sally's dad signed her report card,

　　莎莉的爸爸簽了她的學習報告卡，

　　putting a note on the back ,

　　並在卡片背面註記：

　　"Please let me know if your idea work on SALLY

　　“如果你的想法對莎莉很有效，請你讓我知道，

　　because I would like to try it out on her mother."

　　因為我想要把它試用在她媽媽身上。

　　初一英語小笑話篇3

　　Cooking Class

　　烹飪課

　　One day during cooking class,

　　一天在上烹飪課的時候，

　　our teacher ,Mrs,Brown,was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces .

　　我們的老師布朗太太正在頌揚她：準備完美醬料的祕訣。

　　When she ordered us to the stoves to the prepare our assignments,

　　當她把我們叫到爐子邊作準備工作時，

　　she said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons ."

　　她說：“別忘了要用木製的湯匙”。

　　As I stirred my sauce ,

　　當我在攪拌醬料時，

　　I contemplated the physica behind the mystery of the wooden spoon

　　我一直苦思木製湯匙奧祕的背後所隱含的物理原理，

　　and decided it must have something to do with heat conduction.

　　然後認定它一定與熱傳導有關係。

　　I approached Mrs.Brown to test my theory .

　　我走向布朗太太來測試我'韻理論。

　　"Why wooden spoons?"I asked .

　　我問：“為什麼要用木製湯匙呢?”

　　"Because," she replied , "If I Have to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging againstmetal pots ,I will go nuts!"

　　她回答：“因為，如果我必須坐在這裡聽你們全部的金屬湯匙砰砰敲著金屬的罐子，我會發瘋喔”。