如何做英語手抄報
Believe in yourself.相信你自己!下面是小編為大家整理了一些。希望大家喜歡。
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飛鳥集
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夏天的飛鳥，飛到我的窗前唱歌，又飛去了。
秋天的黃葉，它們沒有什麼可唱，只嘆息一聲，飛落在那裡。
Stray birds of summer come to my window to sing and fly away.
And yellow leaves of autumn, which have no songs, flutter and fall there with a sign.
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世界上的一隊小小的漂泊者呀，請留下你們的足印在我的文字裡。
Troupe of little vagrants of the world, leave your footprints in my words.
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世界對著它的愛人，把它浩翰的面具揭下了。
它變小了，小如一首歌，小如一回永恆的接吻。
The world puts off its mask of vastness to its lover.
It becomes small as one song, as one kiss of the eternal.
4
是大地的淚點，使她的微笑保持著青春不謝。
It is the tears of the earth that keep here smiles in bloom.
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無垠的沙漠熱烈追求一葉綠草的愛，她搖搖頭笑著飛開了。
The mighty desert is burning for the love of a blade of grass who shakes her head and laughs and flies away.
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如果你因失去了太陽而流淚，那麼你也將失去群星了。
If you shed tears when you miss the sun, you also miss the stars.
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跳舞著的流水呀，在你途中的泥沙，要求你的歌聲，你的流動呢。你肯挾瘸足的泥沙而俱下麼?
The sands in your way beg for your song and your movement, dancing water. Will you carry the burden of their meness?
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她的熱切的臉，如夜雨似的，攪擾著我的夢魂。
Her wishful face haunts my dreams like the rain at night.
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有一次，我們夢見大家都是不相識的。
我們醒了，卻知道我們原是相親相愛的。
Once we dreamt that we were strangers.
We wake up to find that we were dear to each other.
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憂思在我的心裡平靜下去，正如暮色降臨在寂靜的山林中。
Sorrow is hushed into peace in my heart like the evening among the silent trees.
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10件搞笑的小事
1*** How come when you close a glue cap the glue sticks but this same paste does not stick to the sides of the glue tube?
為什麼把膠水蓋蓋到膠水管上的時候膠水不會把它們粘在一起?
2*** Did you know that according to mental research that has been carried out all over the world twenty-five percent of the population are suffering from one from of mental deficiency or the other? In lay terms, this means that if you have three friends that are sane, you are the one insane!
是否聽說過這麼一項研究報告?全世界人口中的25%都患有精神疾病。這就意味著，如果你有三個精神正常的朋友，那麼你就是精神病!
3*** If you have either a television or a Video Receiver or a DVD or anything that needs a remote controller, this odd behaviour is familiar. Have you noticed that whenever the batteries begin to get dull, we press down harder? Are we expecting to squeeze more out of them?
如果你用過電視機或者DVD的遙控器，那麼這種事情你也應該做過。你注沒注意過，當電池快要沒電的時候，我們總是在很用力的按它?難道我們是認為按得力氣大些就可以從裡邊擠出電來嗎?
4*** Supposedly the man from the jungle lives in the jungle, yes? Then, how and where did his beard disappear to?
想象一下一個來自叢林且舊居叢林的男子，好了?恩，那他的鬍子是怎麼沒的?
5*** How is it that no matter how tight you close the shutters of light bulbs, flies or other insects manage to get inside?
為什麼不論你怎麼關燈，蒼蠅和其他的昆蟲總是能夠想方設法的進到你的家裡來?
6*** Still use plastic bags instead of the more nature-friendly paper ones? Ok. Then, pray tell, why can’t I ever manage to open one on my 1st attempt?
還在用塑料袋而沒有用環保的紙袋嗎?很好。那……說實話，為什麼我在第一次用紙袋的時候發現我沒辦法把它開啟?!
7*** Why do they use sterilized needles when injecting a convict on death role?
為什麼他們要用消了毒的注射器給一個死刑犯執行死刑?
8*** Why do the banks charge extra if you withdraw more money than is present from your bank account? Don’t they realize that there’s no money in the account?
為什麼銀行要在你超額取款時收取額外的費用?難道他們沒意識到你的帳號裡已經沒錢了嗎?
9*** Why don’t we ever hear jokes about father-in-laws?
為什麼大家都沒聽過岳父的笑話?
10*** If people run into a sign near a park bench saying that the paint is wet, every one will touch it to check. If this is so, why don’t these same folk verify the star count of around four billion stars so stated according to various scientists?
如果人們碰到一個標有‘油漆未乾’的牌子，多半會用手去試一下它是不是溼的。如果這麼做有道理，那為什麼科學家們不去每天確認一下天上的星星是不是有40億顆?
以上是小編為大家整理的，希望大家有所收穫。