勵志的英語笑話並翻譯

  笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調侃、娛樂或諷刺。小編精心收集了,供大家欣賞學習!

  篇1

  Father: "I found $3.29 under the sofa cushions this week. If we get 10 more sofas, we can parfor a year of college!"

  wife & children: ……

  爸爸:“這周我在沙發下面找到3.29美元。如果我們再買十個沙發,我們就攢夠孩子一年的學費啦!”

  媽媽和孩子們:“……”

  篇2

  Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

  Another one said, "How do you know?"

  The first inmate said, "God told me!"

  Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

  瘋人院 一天晚上,在瘋人院裡,一個病人說:“我是拿破崙!”

  另一個說:“你怎麼知道?”

  第一個人說:“上帝對我說的!”

  一會兒,一個聲音從另一個房間傳來:“我沒說!

  篇3

  A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

  "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out.

  However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time "Nevermind," the drunk said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."

  一個醉漢打電話給警察局,報告小偷光顧了他的車。

  “他們偷走了儀表盤、方向盤,甚至連剎車腳板都偷走了。”

  然而在警察還沒有開始調查時,電話又一次響了起來,“沒事了”,醉漢打著嗝說,“我不小心坐到了後坐上。”