有關父親的經典英語趣味笑話

　　在日常繁忙的生活中，也不要忘了放鬆自己的心情。下面是小編為大家帶來，希望大家喜歡!

　　：死去的海鷗

　　A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son Bob ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay dead in the sand.

　　一位父親帶著孩子在沙灘玩。四歲的兒子鮑伯跑向他，抓著他的手領他到岸邊，在沙灘上發現一隻死去的海鷗。

　　"Daddy, what happened to him?" Bob asked.

　　“爸爸，他怎麼了?”鮑伯問。

　　"He died and went to Heaven," the dad replied.

　　“他死了並去了天堂。”爸爸回答道。

　　Bob thought a moment and then said, "Did God throw him back down?"

　　鮑伯想了一分鐘後問：“上帝又把它扔回來了嗎?”

　　：窮困潦倒的傳教士

　　After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."

　　禮拜後男孩問牧師：“我長大後會給你一些錢。”

　　"Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but why?"

　　“好啊，謝謝你。”牧師回答道：“不過為什麼?”

　　"Because my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."

　　“因為我爸爸說你是我們見過的最窮的傳教士之一。”

　　：父子間的信

　　Dear Dad,

　　親愛的爸爸，

　　School is really great. I am making lots of friends and studying very hard. With all my stuff, I simply can't think of anything I need, so if you would like, you can just send me a card, as I would love to hear from you.

　　學校很棒。我交了很多朋友，學習也很努力。我東西很全，想不出缺什麼，所以如果你願意的話可以給我寄明信片，我喜歡收到你的訊息。

　 　Love,

　　 愛你的，

Your son

　　 兒子

　　The Reply:

　　回覆：

　　Dear Son,

　　親愛的兒子，

　　I know that astronomy, economics, and oceanography are enough to keep even an honor student busy. Do no forget that the pursuit of knowledge is a noble task, and you can never study enough.

　　我知道天文學、經濟學和海洋學這麼多學科連模範生都忙不過來。不要忘記追求知識是一件嚴肅的事情，學無止境。

　 　Dad

　　 爸爸