搞笑的英語繞口令

　　有的英語繞口令詼諧幽默，含義淺顯，容易被理解和記憶，深受廣大群眾的歡迎。那麼你知道嗎?以下是小編為你整理的，歡迎大家閱讀。

　　一

　　betty botter bought some butter but she said the butter’s bitter. if i put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter. so, she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter. so ’twas good that betty botter bought some better butter.

　　dr. johnson and mr. johnson, after great consideration, came to the conclusion that the indian nation beyond the indian ocean is back in education because the chief occupation is cultivation.

　　dust is a disk’s worst enemy.

　　how much dew does a dewdrop dropif dewdrops do drop dew?they do drop, they doas do dewdrops dropif dewdrops do drop dew.

　　how much ground could a grounghog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?

　　how much myrtle would a wood turtle hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle?a wood turtle would hurdle as much myrtle as a wood turtle could hurdle if a wood turtle could hurdle myrtle.

　　i know a boy named tatewho dined with his girl at eight eight.i’m unable to state what tate ate at eight eightor what tate’s tête à tête ate at eight eight.

　　i see a sea down by the seashore.but which sea do you see down by the seashore?

　　i slit a sheet, a sheet i slit, upon a slitted sheet i sit. if coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?

　　二

　　a gazillion gigantic grapes gushedgradually giving gophers gooey guts.

　　a rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed. "

　　a twister of twists once twisted a twist.and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist,would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.

　　aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum, aluminum, linoleum

　　as one black bug, bled blue, black blood. the other black bug bled blue.

　　三

　　he threw three free throws

　　here’s an easy game to play here’s an easy thing to say:

　　how many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies? a good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies

　　how may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?

　　how much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?

　　i thought a thought but the thought i thought wasn’t the thought i thought i thought if the thought i thought i thought had been the thought i thought, i wouldn’t have thought so much

　　i wish i were what i was when i wished i were what i am

　　i wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, i won’t wish the wish you wish to wish

　　i wish you were a fish in my dish

　　if two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?