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  經典的搞笑英語對話篇1

  after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

  做完生意回來後,提姆覺得應該給妻子帶點什麼禮物回去。

  “how about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. she showed him a $50.00 bottle.

  “那些香水怎麼賣啊?”他問賣化妝品的售貨員。售貨員給他展示了一支價值50美元的香水。

  “that’s a bit much,”said tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

  “看起來好像有點貴哦!”提姆說道。於是售貨員又拿出一款30美元的香水。

  “that’s still quite a bit,”tim complained.

  “還是貴了點。”提姆抱怨道。

  growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

  售貨員開始有點惱火了,就給提姆一瓶很小的香水,價值15美元。

  “what i mean,”said tim, “is i’d like to see something really cheap.”

  “我的意思是,”提姆說,“我想看看一些真正便宜的東西。”

  the clerk handed him a mirror.

  售貨員聽了後,遞給了提姆一面鏡子。

  經典的搞笑英語對話篇2

  father: oh, jack, you have slept away the whole morning. don't you know you are wasting time?

  父親:噢,傑克,你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎?

  jack: yes, dad. but i've saved you a meal, haven' i?

  傑克:我知道,爸爸。可我還給您節省了一頓飯呢,是不是?

  經典的搞笑英語對話篇3

  Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.

  I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.

  But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

  How on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.

  Easy, Mum. replied Amos, I sold the television!

  艾莫斯問媽媽他們是否能買一臺錄影機。

  恐怕我們還買不起,媽媽嘆息著說。

  可第二天當艾莫斯回來時,他搖搖晃晃地搬著一臺全新的錄影機。

  你究竟是哪兒來的錢買這東西?媽媽大吃一驚,喘著氣說。

  媽媽,這簡單, 艾曼斯回答。我把電視機給賣了!

  經典的搞笑英語對話篇4

  Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?

  Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite?

  Reggie: That's what I want to find out.

  裡基:我們又得到了一條新狗,你願意過來和他玩一會嗎?

  羅恩:嗯,我不知道----它咬人嗎?

  裡基:這正是我想要查明的。