幽默英文故事

  故事教學是激發學生學習興趣的一種很重要的教學方法,故事伴隨著每個學生的成長,在課堂中運用故事教學法,通過生動幽默的故事能很大程度激發學生的學習興趣。小編整理了,歡迎閱讀!

  篇一

  Reaching the end of a job interview ,

  到了工作面試的最後部分,

  the personnel recruitment officer asken a young engineer fresh out of Cambridge,

  人事招聘主管問一位剛從劍橋畢業的年輕工程師:

  " And what starting salary were you looking for?"

  “你想要起薪多少呢 ?”

  The engineer said,"In the neighborhood of $140,000 a year,depending on the benefits package."

  工程師說 :“太約一年十四萬左右吧,要視整體福利而定。”

  The interviewer said,"Well ,what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation,

  面試主管說:“嗯,五個禮拜的假期,

  14 paid holidays,full medical and dental,

  十四天帶薪假,全額補助醫療和看牙科,

  company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary ,

  百分之五十薪資的公司相對退休基金,

  and a company car leased every 2 years ,say,a red sports Mercedes? "

  每兩年公司租用配車,比如說,紅色的賓士跑車,你覺得怎么樣呀?”

  The engineer sat up straight and said ,

  工程師挺直坐著說:

  "Wow!Are you kidding?"

  “哇!你在開玩笑吧?”

  And the interviewer replied,"Yeah,but you started it."

  面試主管回答說 :“對呀。不過是你起頭的呀。”

  篇二

  Insomnia

  失眠

  A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia.

  有一個男的去看醫生,訴說著失眠的苦惱。

  The doctor gave him a thorough examination,

  醫生給他做了一次完整的檢查,

  found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him,

  完全找不到他身體有任何毛病,

  and then told him,

  然後告訴他;

  "Listen,if you ever expect to cure your insomnia,you just have to stop taking your troubles to bed with you."

  “你聽好,如果你希望治療好你的失眠,你就必須停止把你的煩惱跟著你帶上床。”

  "I know" said the man, "but I can't.My wife refuses to sleep alone."

  這個男的說:“我知道呀,但是我沒辦法呀,我老婆不肯一個人睡嘛!”

  篇三

  Why

  為什麼

  A cemetery grounds keeper was going about his rounds when he saw a man lying on a grave,

  “位墓園管理員在巡視的時候,看見一名男子躺在墳墓上,

  sobbing loudly and pounding his fits on the ground,

  大聲哭泣,並且用他的拳頭重重地敲打地面.他悲痛地說:

  "Why did you have to die?Oh,why?Why?Why?"he lamented.

  "你為什麼一定要死?哦,為什麼?為什麼?為什麼?”

  "A loved one's passing is a terrible lose."the grounds keeper offered in consolation,

  墓園管理員安慰他說“心愛的人死去是個很難受的損失,

  "but someday,the pain will pass."

  但是終有一天,傷痛會過去的。”

  "Love one?" the weeping man said ,looking up.

  這位哭泣的男子抬起頭看著他說:“心愛的人?

  " I didn't even know the guy."

  我根本不認識這個人。…

  "Then why all the tears? "

  "那為什麼要痛哭流涕呢?…"

  "He was my wife's first husband!"

  "他是我老婆的笫一任老公呀!”