簡短的英語笑話

　　前蘇聯著名作家高爾基說過,“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　always thirsty 總感到口渴

　　"i had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."

　　一個男人對他的朋友說：“我動了一次手術，手術後醫生把一塊海綿忘在我的身體裡了。”

　　"that's terrible!" said the friend. "got any pain?"

　　“真是太糟糕了!”朋友說道：“你覺得疼嗎?”

　　"no, but i am always thirsty!"

　　“不疼，可是我總感到口渴。”

　　Two Birds 兩隻鳥

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　老師：這兒有兩隻鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子，哪隻是麻雀嗎?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　老師：請說說看。

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

　　if i am a manager

　　one day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if i am a manager.

　　all the students began to write except a boy. the teacher went to him and asked the reason.

　　“i am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.

　　如果我是一個經理

　　一天課上，老師要同學們以“如果我是一個經理”為題寫一篇作文。

　　所有的學生都在動筆寫了，只有一個男生例外。老師走過去問他為什麼不寫。

　　“我在等我的祕書”。那孩子答道。