關於簡短英文笑話短文

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  篇一

  我還多一個!

  I was asked in by the company commander to explain why a report was in error:. "Sir;"I said,"you have to understand that I have four-idiots working for me."

  我被叫到經理辦公室,經理問我為什麼在報告中出了個錯。“先生,”我說:“你必須瞭解,我有四個白痴下屬.”

  He looked up from his desk-and said,"You are lucky. I have five idiots working for me.”

  經理抬起頭看我說:“你已經夠幸運的了,我有五個呢!”

  篇二

  忠告

  My father's health was greatly impaired after a serious operation,but his sense of humor vwas intact.

  手術後,我父親的健康狀況有所下降,但他的幽默感卻依然如故。

  "Teddy,"the doctor told him,"you know you won't be able to work the way you've been used to."

  “泰德,”醫生對父親說:“你知道,你可不能像以前那樣工作了。”

  " Well,doctor,"said my father,"if I won't be able to work the way I've been used to,you won't be able to charge me the way you've been used to !"

  “大夫,”我父親說:“如果我不能像以前那樣工作,你也不能像以前那樣向我索價了。”

  篇三

  說實話

  One Sunday morning a minister apologized to his congregation for the bandage on his face. "I was thinking about my sermon while shaving,”he explained," and cut my face.”

  一個星期天的早上,牧師向公眾道歉自己臉上的膠布,“刮臉的時候,我在考慮我的說教詞,”他解釋著,“所以就把臉劃破了。”

  Afterward,in the collection plate,he found a note:"Next time,why not think about your face and cut the sermon. "

  佈道之後,在捐款盤上,他發現一個紙條,上面寫著:“下次,為什麼不考慮一下你的臉,而把說教詞劃了呢?"