簡單的英語小笑話加翻譯

  笑話是一種流傳廣泛為人民群眾所喜愛的文學樣式。下面是小編精心收集的,希望大家喜歡!

  篇一

  A bit of advice for those about to retire. lf you are only 65,never move to ansrUrement community. Everybody else is in their 71s, 80s,or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded,they yell,"Get the kid.

  這裡想對將要退休的人提一點忠告。如果你只有65歲的話,千萬別進退休社群。因為那裡的人都七八十歲或者八九十歲了。每當要搬東西,抬東西或者裝東西時,他們會喊,“讓小的幹吧。

  篇二

  Class and Ass

  班和笨驢

  Professor Laurie of Glasgow put his notice on his door: "Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.

  格拉斯哥的勞裡教授在門上貼了這樣一個通知:“勞裡教授今天的課程取消。"

  A student,after reading the notice, rubbed out the "c".

  一個學生讀了通知後,擦掉了字母"C"***lass:姑娘***。

  Later Professor Laurie came along, and entering into the spirit of the joke,rubbed out the "l"

  後來勞裡教授來了,也想開開玩笑,他擦掉了字母“I ”*** ass:笨驢***。

  篇三

  Are you using your mower this afternoon?

  今天下午你準備用割草機嗎?

  Mr. you using your mower this afternoon?

  約翰遜先生:今天下午你準備用割草機嗎?

  Mr. Smith.Yes.

  史密斯先生:是的。

  Mr. Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it ?

  約翰遜先生:太好了。既然您不用網球拍,那我可以借用一下嗎?

  篇四

  A little girl was lost, so she went up to a policeman and said, "l've lost my moml" The cop said,"What's she like?" The little girl replied,"Shopping and gossiping!”

  有一個小女孩走丟了,於是她走到一個警察跟前說:“我媽媽不見了!”這個警察說:“她什麼樣子?”小女孩回答:“買東西和說閒話!”

  
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