簡短的英語小笑話帶翻譯

  笑話則映射出不同的社會生活,是各民族智慧的集中體現,反映了本民族的生活觀和價值觀。下面是小編帶來的,歡迎欣賞!

  篇1

  Much worse

  那就更糟了

   didn't you shout for help when you were robbed Of your watch?

  警察:有人搶你的手錶時,你為什麼不呼救呢?

  Man: lf I had opened my mouth,they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.

  男子:要是我張口的話,他們就會發現我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。

  篇2

  jerry went to a psychiatrist. "doc," he said, "l've got trouble.every time i get into bed, i think there's somebody under it. l'm going crazy!" "just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. "come to me three times a week, and l'ii cure your fears." "how much do you charge?" one hundred dollars per visit. " i'll sleep on it, " said jerry. six months later the doctormet jerry on the street. "why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.¨for a hundred bucks a visit? the bartender cured me for$10."" is that so! how?"¨he told me to cut the legs off the bed! ain't nobody under there now!!!"

  傑瑞去看心理醫生。¨醫生,我有些不對勁。每次睡覺的時候,我都感覺有人在床下。我要瘋了i…‘給我一年時間,¨醫生說,“每週來三次,我會治好你。¨¨怎麼收費呢?”¨每次一百美元。…‘我會認真考慮的。¨傑瑞答道。六個月後醫生和傑瑞在街上相遇了,¨為什麼你再也沒來呢?¨醫生問。¨一次一百塊錢嗎?有個酒吧服務生收了十塊錢就把我治好了。真的?他怎麼做到的?”他讓我把床腿鋸掉。現在那兒沒人了!

  篇3

  Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, ¨I hear sirens. Jump!"

  兩個盜賊在一家旅館偷東西o第一個說:¨我聽到警報響了,快跳吧!”

  The second one said, ¨But we're on the 13th floor!”

  第二個說:¨但是我們在13層啊!"

  The first one screamed back, ¨This is no time to be superstrtiousl!

  第一個朝他大喊道:¨都什麼時候了,還這麼迷信!¨

  篇4

  A kid asked his dad,"Hey,Pop,can you write in the dark?”

  有個孩子問他爸爸:嘿,爸,你能在黑暗中寫字嗎?

  The dad answered,"Sure. What do you want me to write?”

  爸爸回答:當然。你要我寫什麼?

  The boy said, "Your name on this report card,"

  男孩說:在這個成績單上寫你的名字。”

  
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