兒童笑話英語帶翻譯

　　“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。下面小編為大家帶來，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　1：

　　The dean of Engineering had once walked into a class, and said "Good Morning.”

　　一天工程系的主任走進一個班，說道:“早上好。”

　　The whole class chorused" Good Morning”

　　全班齊聲回覆:“早上好。”

　　"Hi，you are freshmen aren’t you?" he asked.

　　“你們是大一的吧?”主任問道。

　　One student bolder than the others asked him how he knew.

　　一個膽子比較大的同學問主任是怎麼知道的。

　　"Well，”he said. "When I say‘Good Morning' to a class，if they are freshmen they say Good Morning' too. If they are sophomores，they quietly fold their papers away，and look at me. A class of juniors will look at me over the top of their papers, and then get back to them. A class of seniors will ignore my greeting, and keep reading the papers. When I say `Good Morning' to a class of graduate students, they write it down.”

　　“嗯，”主任說，“如果是大一的新生，當我向他們問早上好的時候，他們也一定會說‘早上好’的。如果他們是大二的學生，他們會輕輕地合上課本，然後集體望著我。大三的學生則會從書本上抬起頭看我一眼，然後馬上又繼續讀書了。大四的學生則會對我視而不見，繼續看書。至於研究生班的學生，我向他們問早上好，他們就會把這句話寫在筆記上。”

　　2：

　　Mother got on the train with Little Johnny and Little Ronny.

　　媽媽和小強尼、小羅尼一起搭乘火車。

　　Little Johnny was full of questions, as usual: "What's an emergency brake, Mommy?"

　　小強尼一如往常問東問西，“媽咪，什麼是緊急煞車?"

　　“Why did that policeman ask to see our tickets?"

　　“為什麼那位警察叔叔要看我們的車票?"

　　"Why can't I lean out the window?" etc.

　　“為什麼身體不能伸出窗外?"等等諸如此類問題。

　　His mother was becoming ever more exasperated.

　　媽媽實在忍不住要發脾氣了。

　　Finally, Little Johnny asked, "What was that last station we stopped at, Mommy?"