國外經典幽默故事

  笑話是一種增強快樂的文化,常常以篇幅短小,故事情節簡單,文筆巧妙的形式出現,給人以出乎意料,並且取得笑意的藝術效果的文化。在忙碌的生活,我們也需要偶爾的放鬆一下自己。下面小編為大家帶來四則,希望大家喜歡!

  :男子進入教堂和上帝對話

  He says: "God,what is a million dollars to you?"and God says: "A penny,then the man says: "God,what is a million years to you?”and God says: ¨a second", then the man says: “God,can I have a penny ?"and God says:"In a second."

  他問:“主啊,一百萬美元對你意味著多少?”上帝回答:¨一便士。” 男子又問:“那一百萬年呢,?”上帝說:“一秒鐘。”最後男子請求道:”上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?“上帝回答:“過一秒鐘。”

  :我不想讓主知道我在這裡

  A distinguished clergyman and the elders from his congregation attended an out-of-town meeting that did not finish until rather late. They decided to have something to eat before going home, but unfortunately the only spot open was a seedy bar-and-grill with a questionable reputation. After being served, one of the elders asked the clergyman to say grace. 'I'd rather not ,the clergyman said, ‘I don't want him to know l'm here.'

  一位著名牧師和他教區的幾位老人出席城外會議,他們直到天黑才開完會。於是打算在回家前吃點東西。但很不巧只有一家名聲不好的下等酒吧烤菜館開著門。飯後,一位老人要牧師祈禱。“我想我是免了,“牧師說。”我不想讓主知道我在這裡。”  :否則他就該跟我借了

   has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?

  湯姆:威廉向我借五英鎊。我該不該借給他?

  Jack: Certainly.

  傑克:當然應該了。

   why?

  湯姆:為什麼?

  Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow lt from me.

  傑克:否則他就該跟我借了。

  :成年人的抉擇

  The year before my son turned 18, he constantly pleaded to be allowed to a have tattoo, but I refused to sign permission for one.He argued that soon he would be a man and he should be able to make adult decisions. Sure enough,a few days after his 18th birthday,he come home with a tattoo. Although l was not happy about this, I was curious to see what symbol of masculin', he had chosen. There, on his shoulder,was a two inch image of Mickey Mouse.

  我兒子十八歲前的那一年,常常向我提出准許他文身。但我拒絕允許他這麼做。他爭辯說他不久就要成為男子漢了,並說他應該能夠做出成年人的抉擇了。果然,十八歲生日的幾天後,他文了身,回到家裡。儘管我對此感到不高興,但出於好奇,我想看看他選擇了什麼雄性象徵物。原來他在肩上文了一個兩英寸長的米老鼠像。