英語手抄報簡單點

　　英語是全球使用範圍最廣的語言,它也必將擔負起幫助人類完成“巴別塔”的重任。然而,既然是語言,就要多加學習。下面是小編為大家帶來的，希望大家喜歡。

　　的資料1：笑話中的哲理

　　笑話一、

　　The officer opens the door, ready to jump, finally told: "we must count to 10 again to open the parachute." We strictly execute the command, a jump, a soldier suddenly exclaimed: "Jack will be killed!" The instructor shouted: "why?" "Because he had a serious impediment." Soldiers answer.

　　Rules and procedures are bound to the public, but only to take care of the individual differences of the rules is perfect.

　　笑話二、

　　A youth in two years continuous wrote more than 700 love letter to his beloved girlfriend, his girlfriend finally announced to be married, the groom is for her to send these letters, the postman.

　　Sometimes, your efforts are just the way of others.

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　　的資料2：常用短句

　　Sorry for the delay. 對不起慢了一點。

　　Only joking!/Just kidding! 只是開個玩笑。

　　Bless you! ***after a sneeze*** ***在人家打噴嚏後說***願神保佑你。***因為西方人相信在打噴嚏的瞬間，靈魂會出竅，惡魔會趁虛而入***

　　Thats funny! 真逗!

　　Thats life! 這就是生活!

　　Damn it! 該死!

　　Is anything wrong? 有什麼問題嗎?

　　Whats the matter? 出什麼事了?

　　Is everything OK? 都好嗎?