有關英語小笑話大全短篇

　　笑話是人們生活中不可或缺的組成部分,與社會密切相關。小編整理了有關短篇英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　有關短篇英語小笑話篇一

　　An old man was laying on his death bed. He had only hours to live when he suddenly smelled chocolate chip cookies. He loved chocolate chip cookies more than anything else in the world. With his last bit of energy, he pulled himself out of bed, across the floor, and to the stairs. Then down the stairs and into the kitchen. There his wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. As he reached for one, he got SMACKED across the back of his hand by the wooden spoon his wife was holding. "Leave them alone!" she said, "They're for the funeral!"

　　老人躺在床上，只能再活幾個小時了。突然，他聞到了巧克力塊曲奇的味道，他最愛吃這種餅乾了。用他最後一點力氣，老人翻下床，爬到樓梯那，下樓到了廚房。他老伴正在做巧克力塊曲奇。他拿了一塊，這時手背被他老伴用木勺打了一下，“放下，”她說，“這是葬禮上用的!”

　　有關短篇英語小笑話篇二

　　Teacher: Would you rather have one half ofan orange or five tenths?

　　老師：你願意要半個柑橘，還是十分之五個柑橘?

　　 much rather have the half.

　　傑拉得：我寧可要半個。

　　 carefully, and tell me why.

　　老師：仔細想想，說出理由來。

　　 you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.

　　傑拉得：因為你如果把柑橘切成十分之五，那柑橘汁就損失太多了。

　　有關短篇英語小笑話篇三

　　On a trip to Disney World in Florida,

　　my husband and I and our two children

　　devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction.

　　After three exhausting days,

　　we headed for home.

　　As we drove away, our son waved and said, "Good-bye, Mickey."

　　Our daughter waved and said, "Good-bye, Minnie."

　　My husband waved, rather weakly, and said, "Good-bye, Money."

　　一次，我和丈夫以及兩個孩子前往位於佛羅里達州的迪斯尼樂園旅遊,我們全身心地陶醉在它的各種充滿吸引力的奇觀中。

　　筋疲力盡地玩了三天後，我們要回家了。

　　當我們駕車離開時，兒子揮著手說：“再見了，米奇。”

　　女兒也揮著手說，“再見了，米妮。”

　　丈夫也有氣無力地揮了揮手，說：“再見了，美元。”