經典英語短笑話摘抄大全

　　笑話是內容豐富並具有出乎意料結尾的幽默口頭故事。小編整理了經典英語短笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　經典英語短笑話篇一

　　Visiting A Chicken Farm

　　參觀養雞場

　　One day，a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator，a chick just got out of it’s eggshell.

　　老師帶學生到養雞場參觀，當他們走近孵化器時，剛好一隻小雞破殼而出。

　　"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the eggshell，isn't it's it?”the teacher said.

　　“看見一個小生命從蛋殼裡出來，很奇妙，是不是?”老師說。

　　"Yes，sir，"said one of the boys，“But it would be more wonderful if we knew that how a chick gets into its eggshell beforehand.”

　　“是的，老師，”一個男學生說，“可是，如果我們知道它是怎樣事先鑽進蛋殼裡的那就更奇妙了。”

　　經典英語短笑話篇二

　　in a second

　　A man goes to church and starts talking to God .He what's a million dollars to you and God says :a penny .Then the man says God what is a million years to you ?and God says the seconds , then the man says :God can I have a penny ?and God says :in a second

　　一個男人去教堂和上帝對話，他問一百萬美元對你來說算什麼，上帝說算一便士，男人問上帝那一百年對你來說算什麼，上帝說算兩天，男人便問呢可否給我一便士，上帝說：請你等兩天。