外國趣味笑話四則

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  外國趣味笑話:雨傘

  A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall,but he had put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes.”When he came back,he found,instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written,"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall come back.”

  一位住在旅館的紳士把他的雨傘放在了大廳裡,不過他在傘柄上繫了一張卡片,上面寫道,“此傘屬於一位能舉百磅的紳士。我將在十分鐘內回來。”當他回來時,發現雨傘已經不翼而飛,取而代之的是另一張卡片,上面寫著:“此卡是一位一小時能跑十英里的人留下的,我將永遠不回來了。”

  外國趣味笑話:就是我

  A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, and then asked, "Can you identify yourself?" Looking puzzled,the girl dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small mirror. She glanced into it for a moment, and then smiled, "Yes, it’s me all right.”

  一位年輕漂亮的女士到銀行取錢。出納員在檢查了她的存摺後問道:“您能證明您的身份嗎?”這個女孩聽了這話以後看上去很迷惑,隨後她從手提包裡拿出一個小鏡子。她對著鏡子照了一會兒,笑了:“對呀,這就是我。”

  外國趣味笑話:誰的錯

  Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your exercise, surely your mother wilt blame you!

  老師:貝蒂,你作業中出了這麼多錯,你媽媽一定會責怪你的!

  Betty: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I' II blame her. Because it was she who did my homework instead.

  貝蒂:責怪我?啊,不會的。正相反,我倒要責怪她呢,是她替我做的作業。

  外國趣味笑話:完美的反駁

  Do you mind if I smoke?

  你介意我抽菸嗎?

  I don’t care if you burst into flames and die.

  我不在乎你點著自己然後燒死。