有關英語小笑話故事爆笑

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  有關爆笑英語小笑話故事篇1

  A lady lost her handbag. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking inher purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20 bill init. Now there are twenty $1 bills."

  一個女人丟了手提包,有一個誠實的小孩撿到後交還給了她。她看了看錢包,說:“嗯,這麼有趣,我丟的時候裡面是一張20美元,現在成了20張一美元。”

  The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't haveany change for a reward."

  “沒錯,夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道,“上次我撿到錢包時,那位夫人沒有零錢獎賞給我。”

  有關爆笑英語小笑話故事篇2

  "All the kids make fun of me," the boy cried to his mother, "They say I have a big head."

  “所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑,”小男孩哭著跟媽媽說:“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。”

  "Don't listen to them," his mother comforted him, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop cryingand go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes."

  “別聽他們的,”他媽媽安慰說:“你的腦袋長得很漂亮。好了,別哭了,去商店買10磅土豆來。”

  "Where's the shopping bag?"

  “購物袋在哪?”

  "I haven't got one, use your hat."

  “我沒有購物袋,就用你的帽子吧。”

  有關爆笑英語小笑話故事篇3

  Just Sew the Buttonhole

  我只把釦眼兒給縫上了

  Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?

  丈夫:你給我把釦子縫好了嗎,親愛的?

  Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.

  妻子:沒有,親愛的。我找不到釦子,所以我只把釦眼兒給縫上了。

  有關爆笑英語小笑話故事篇4

  A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

  一個小男孩問他的父親,“爸爸,要花多少錢才能結婚呢?”

  And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

  “我也不知道,我現在還在交錢。”父親回答。