關於經典英語小笑話大全

　　笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。小編精心收集了關於經典英語小笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　關於經典英語小笑話篇1

　　Doctor and Patient

　　Doctor: How many ears and eyes does a cat have?

　　Patient: Two of each.

　　Doctor: And how many legs does it have?

　　Patient: Say, Doctor, haven't you ever seen a cat?

　　醫生和病人醫生：一隻貓有幾個耳朵和眼睛?病人：都是兩個。

　　醫生：那麼它有幾條腿呢?病人：我說，醫生，難道你從來沒有見過貓嗎?

　　關於經典英語小笑話篇2

　　A letter

　　The nervous mother was worried because she hadn't heard from her son who was away atboarding school. Eventually, however, she received a letter which read:" Dear Mother: They aremaking us write to our parents. Love, Jack."

　　一封信

　　一位緊張的母親特別著急，因為她還沒有收到她住寄宿學校的兒子的信。最後，不管怎樣，她總算收到了一封信，上面寫道：親愛的媽媽：他們正在讓我們給我們的父母寫信。愛你的傑克。”

　　關於經典英語小笑話篇3

　　No Wonder They Put Her Out

　　Jenny, ***looking at the crying new baby***: Has she just come from

　　heaven?

　　Mother: Yes.

　　Jenny: Well, it's no wonder they put her out.

　　肯定是他們把她趕出來的

　　***看著不斷的哭著的剛出生的嬰兒***詹妮問：她是剛從天堂裡來嗎?

　　媽媽：是的。

　　詹妮：嗯，那不用問肯定是他們把她趕出來的。