經典英語笑話短文及翻譯

　　笑話幾乎涵蓋人們生活的所有領域,其中包括政治笑話、經濟笑話、家庭生活笑話、關於民族性格的笑話等。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Who do you think you are?

　　The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.

　　“It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”

　　“I am the driver.” he said.

　　你以為你是誰?

　　公共汽車上很擠，當又一個人還是試圖上車時，乘客們不讓他上。

　　“車上太擠了，”他們喊道，“你以為你是誰?”

　　“我是司機!”他說。

　　篇二

　　what do I get

　　Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?

　　Tommy: Quarters.

　　Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?

　　Tommy: Hamburger.

　　老師：如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的兩半，我能得到幾塊兒?

　　湯米：四塊。

　　老師：那我要是再切兩次，我能得到什麼呢?

　　湯米：漢堡。

　　篇三

　　A Good Boy

　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

　　"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly.

　　"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

　　"She is the one who sells the candy."

　　好孩子

　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

　　"昨天給你的錢幹什麼了?"

　　"我給了一個可憐的老太婆，"他回答說。

　　"你真是個好孩子，"媽媽驕傲地說。"再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢?"