簡短幽默的英語小故事

  小學的時候經常能聽到一些英語故事,今天小編整理了一些小學英語故事,爸爸媽媽或者老師們可以看看,然後念給小朋友聽喔。

  小學生英語故事:結婚要花多少錢

  A little kid fell in love with another little kid, a school mate. Sometimes the kids think they fall in love when they have a crush on someone else in the class, when they’re eight or ten years old or something like that. So the eight-year-oldkid came back home and asked his father, “Father, is it expensive to be married?” And the father said, “Yes, son, it is very expensive.” So the son asked, “How much does it cost?” And the father said, “I don’t know, son. I’m still paying.”

  有個小孩愛上了另一個小孩,對方是學校的同學。八歲或十歲左右的孩子有時會迷戀班上某個人,然後就以為自己戀愛了。因此這個八歲的小孩回家問他爸爸:「爸爸,結婚很花錢嗎?」爸爸說:「是啊,兒子,非常花錢。」兒子又問:「要花多少錢呢?」爸爸說:「我不知道,兒子,我到現在還一直在付錢啊!」

  小學生英語故事:左耳朵與右耳朵

  "Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."

  “孩子,你為什麼用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”

  “沒有,老師。可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵裡進,一個耳朵裡出,所以我要把它堵在裡面。”

  小學英語故事:刻舟求劍

  Making His Mark

  A man from the state of Chu was taking a boat across a river when he dropped his sword into the water carelessly. Immediately he made a mark on the side of the boat where the sword dropped, hoping to find it later. When the boat stopped moving, he went into the water to search for his sword at the place where he had marked the boat. As we know, the boat had moved but the sword had not. Isn’t this a very foolish way to look for a sword?

  “刻舟求劍”

  楚國有個人坐船渡江時,他不小心把自己的一把寶劍掉落江中。他馬上掏出一把小刀,在寶劍落水的船舷上刻上一個記號。船靠岸後,那楚人立即從船上刻記號的地方跳下水去撈取掉落的寶劍。他怎麼找得到寶劍呢?船繼續行駛,而寶劍卻不會再移動。像他這樣去找劍,真是太愚蠢可笑了。