關於簡短又好笑的英文笑話

　　笑話可能只是文字遊戲,但有時它在人們解決生活中的困惑時起著重要作用。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Cheap price for a horse 便宜的馬

　　After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $50.

　　Inadvertently***非故意地*** the paper added a comma to the ad, which read , saddle and bridle for $50.

　　Immediately someone responded to the ad, That's an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, What's wrong with your horse?

　　Well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously***錯誤地*** typed ad.

　　無意中報紙在廣告語中加了個逗號，讀起來成這樣了，50元賣馬，馬鞍和馬韁繩。

　　一個人衷愛的馬死了，他打算在報上登則廣告如下：50元賣馬鞍和馬韁繩。

　　馬上就有人詢問這則廣告。這馬的價格真是太便宜了，詢問者說，馬有什麼毛病嗎?

　　哦，它是死的，安排這條誤入的廣告的人回答道。

　　篇二

　　The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn't figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, "Start singing very loud."

　　兩個男孩子在後院露營，他們不知道到了晚上幾點鐘。於是，一個男孩對另外一個說：“我們開始大聲唱歌就行了。”

　　"How will that help?" said the second boy.

　　“那就會知道時間嗎?”第二個男孩問。

　　"Just do it," insisted the first.

　　“只管唱吧。”第一個堅持道。

　　Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted, "Keep it down! Don't you know it's three o'clock in the morning?"

　　兩個孩子開始大聲唱歌，過了一會兒，一個鄰居開啟窗戶喊道：“小聲點!你們不知道現在是凌晨三點嗎?”

　　篇三

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　9月1日， 喬治放學回到家裡。

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　　媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。