英語兒童幽默笑話閱讀

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        英語笑話一

  Bring Papa  Teacher: For final exam this time, you can take your textbooks, your notebooks, your dictionary etc., just as you do your homework as usual.  Frank: That sounds good. Then I can take my papa here.  【譯文】帶爸爸  老師:本次考試,你們可以帶課本、筆記本、詞典等,就像你們平常做作業一樣。  弗裡克:太好了,那我就可以把爸爸帶來了。

  英語笑話二

  Cat and crab  One day, a cat played near the lake. Suddenly, a crab clamped it. The cat is rather cross , it ran after the crab. After a while, that cat ran into the forest. A big brown spider making its net in the tree, the cat caught the big brown spider very fast, and the cat said to the big brown spider:" Did you think if you on the net, I will not know you? Yes, I still know you?!"  【譯文】貓和螃蟹  一天,一隻貓在湖邊玩耍。忽然,一隻螃蟹夾了它一下。那隻貓非常生氣,它追著那隻螃蟹跑。一會兒,它追到了森林裡。一隻大的棕色的蜘蛛正在樹上織網,那隻貓很快地抓住了那隻大的棕色的蜘蛛,並對它說:“小樣兒,你上了網我就不認識你了?!”

  英語笑話三

  English Essay英文美文欣賞  Do you like autumn你喜歡秋天麼?  I do not know when, you fall softly on my red sweater, you put a flower as I have it? 不知什麼時候,你輕輕地落在我鮮紅的毛衣上,你把我也當成一朵花了嗎?  Golden butterfly you! Whom you are dancing in it? Not smile flowers, grasses lost their luster. Oh, I see, you are in the garden that little daisy eyes. 金色的蝴蝶呀!你是在為誰而翩翩起舞呢?花兒沒有了笑容,青草失去了光澤。哦,我明白了,你是在為園子裡那眨著眼睛的小雛菊。  Golden butterflies, you are willing to pay my friend? Come! Flew into my books, accompanied by bright, I walked into the classroom金色的蝴蝶,你願意和我交朋友嗎?來吧!飛進我的課本,伴著我走進明亮的教室 。  Fall to, chrysanthemum opened. There are red, yellow, with purple, and white, very beautiful! 秋天到了,菊花開了。有紅的,有黃的,有紫的,還有白的,美麗極了!  Do you like autumn? 你喜歡秋天嗎?