簡單的超短英文笑話閱讀

　　前蘇聯著名作家高爾基說過,“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。本文是簡單的超短英文笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　簡單的超短英文笑話：Going to the movies

　　Why do folks from Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 17 and under are not admitted.

　　簡單的超短英文笑話：Full set

　　What do you get when you have 32 Arkansasians in the same room?

　　A full set of teeth.

　　簡單的超短英文笑話：Governors mansion

　　Did you hear that the Governors mansion in Arkansas burned down?

　　Almost took out the whole trailer park.

　　簡單的超短英文笑話：Still married

　　How can you tell if a redneck is married?

　　There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

　　簡單的超短英文笑話：Moosehead

　　What's the difference between Virginia and West Virginia?

　　In Virginia, Moosehead is a beer. In West Virginia it's a misdemeanor.

　　簡單的超短英文笑話：Armadillos

　　Why did God invent armadillos? So that rednecks can have 'possum on the half shell.

　　簡單的超短英文笑話：Eating a possum

　　How many rednecks does it take eat a possum?

　　Two.

　　One to eat, and one to watch for cars.