簡短的英語幽默故事

  不喜歡的英語的人,在學習起來的時候特別煩躁,從而英語成績一直上不去。學英語的時候為何不加點樂趣進去呢?小編在此獻上英語小故事,希望對你有所幫助。

  英語幽默故事帶翻譯:Identification

  A woman came into our bank to get a check cashed,but she didn't have an account with us.

  一位婦女來到我們銀行想兌換一張支票,但她在我們這兒沒建立帳戶。

  When I asked her for some identification, she showed me several charge cards,her Social Security card and a library card.

  當我問她要證明材料時,她把社會保險卡、圖書卡拿給我看。

  I told her we needed a driver's license,but she didri t have one.

  我告訴她我們要看她的駕駛證,她說她沒有。

  "Don't you have something with your picture on it?"I asked.

  “難道你就沒帶照片的東西嗎?”

  "Oh, sure,"she said as she flipped to a family photo in her wallet.

  “噢,有啊,”她邊說邊從錢包裡拿出一張閤家照。

  "That's me in the back row. "

  “站在後排的那個就是我。”

  英語故事帶翻譯:一次辛苦的旅行

  My sister was fond of traveling. Ever since graduating, she had been determined to organize a trip to an old temple. Since transporting fare was expensive, she decided to use a bicycle to cycle there not caring about the disadvantages. Her stubborn attitude was always her shortcoming. Once she made up her mind to do something, no one could persuade her to change her mind. Finally, we gave in as usual though we preferred to take a train. After we prepared everything, including the schedule, reliable weather forecast and the insurance, we began our trip.

  我的妹妹很喜歡旅行。自從畢業以來,她就下定決心要組織一次往一座古廟的旅行。因為交通費用昂貴,她決定騎自行車去,毫不擔心其中的不利情況。頑固的態度一直都是她的缺點,一旦她下定決心要做的事,就沒有人能說服她改變主意。最後,我們像往常一樣讓步,儘管我們更喜歡乘火車去。我們準備好了所有東西,包括時間表、可靠的天氣預報,還有保險,就開始了旅程。

  Our journey was along a river flowing from a high altitude. Our pace was slow because the river frequently had many sharp bends through deep valleys, where the water seemed to boil. Just as I recorded in my journal, it was really a hard journey. But we also enjoyed great views. One night, I put my head on my pillow--a parcel of wool coats, and lay beneath the stars. When the flame in front of our cave went out at midnight, I found the sky so beautiful!

  我們的旅程沿著一條從高海拔處流下來的河流前行。但我們的步伐很慢,因為當流經深深的峽谷時,這條河流急轉彎很多,急湍的河水都似乎沸騰起來。正如我在旅行日誌裡記錄的那樣,這真是一次艱苦的旅行。但是我們也欣賞到了美麗的景色。一天晚上,我把頭枕在一包羊毛衣服做的枕頭上,躺在星空下,當巖洞前的火焰在午夜熄滅時,我發現夜空是如此的美麗!

  英語故事帶翻譯:尾巴到哪裡去了

  The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"

  教進化論的老師已經滔滔不絕地講了快兩個小時,他的話題又來了:“讓我向進化論者提個問題——如果我們曾經像狒狒那樣長著尾巴,那麼現在尾巴到哪裡去了?”

  "I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady.“

  我來試試看,”一位老太太說。

  "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".

  “該是我們在這裡坐這麼久把它們磨掉了吧。”