英語文化節黑板報

  英語是全球使用範圍最廣的語言,學校也越來越重視英語的教育,今天小編就為大家推薦一些關於英語文化節的黑板報圖片及相關資料,希望大家喜歡。

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  資料:英語小笑話

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  “I'm sorry ,Madam ,but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”

  “Twenty d ollars!Why ,I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!”

  “Yes ,but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”

  “對不起,夫人,為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元.”

  “20美元!為什麼?不是說好只要4美元.”

  “是的,但是你的孩子大喊大叫,把另外四個病人嚇跑了.”

  二、

  TWO:Teacher:We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract.Now,can anyone give me a good example?

  John:Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short.

  老師:我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理.現在,誰給我舉個例子?

  約翰:嗯,在夏天天都長,在冬天天都短.

  三、

  The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor’s Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone in his cell. So one Visitor’s Day, the warden called George to his office and said, "I notice you’ve never had any visitors, George." Sympathetic, he put his hand on George’s shoulder. "Tell me, don’t you have any friends or family?" George replied, "Oh, sure I do, Warden. It’s just that they’re all in here!"

  典獄長對獄中一位囚犯深感同情,因為每逢週末的探訪日,大多數囚犯都有家人或朋友來訪,但是可憐的喬治總是孤伶伶地坐在自己的囚室中。 因此在一個探訪日,典獄長把喬治叫到辦公室說:“喬治,我注意到從來沒有人來探望過你。”他滿懷同情地把手放在喬治的肩膀上:“告訴我,你沒有任何朋友或家人嗎?” 喬治回答:“喔!當然有,典獄長,只不過他們全都在這裡面!”