超級搞笑英語笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話是幽默的一種形式,玩笑的目的就是逗樂、引人笑。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Looking for a companion

　　A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is smalland cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "

　　Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin. "

　　尋找伴侶

　　一個單身漢要電腦為他找個完美的伴侶：“我要找一個嬌小可愛的、喜愛水上運動又喜歡群體活動的伴侶。”

　　回答是：“娶一隻企鵝吧。”

　　篇2

　　A man goes to church and starts talking to God.

　　He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny".

　　Then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second".

　　Then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

　　一男子進入教堂和上帝對話。

　　他問：“主啊, 一百萬美元對你意味著多少?”上帝回答：“一便士。”

　　男子又問：“那一百萬年呢?”上帝說：“一秒鐘。”

　　最後男子請求道:“上帝，我能得到一便士嗎?”上帝回答:“過一秒鐘。”

　　篇3

　　In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"

　　Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, sir."

　　老師在課堂上向學生們展示了各種各樣的鳥的照片。然後他問其中一名學生，“傑克，你最喜歡哪種鳥兒啊?”

　　傑克想了想，回答，“炸雞，老師。”