關於短篇英語笑話對話

　　冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,也是一種出現在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現象。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Old Farmer Johnson was dying.The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he said to his wife:"When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."

　　Wife:"No,I can't marry anyone after you."

　　Johnson:"But I want you to."

　　Wife:"But why?"

　　Johnson:"Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"

　　譯文：

　　老農約翰遜就要死了.他的家人都站在床邊.他聲音低沉地對妻子說：“我死後,我想你嫁給農夫瓊斯.”

　　妻子說：“不,在你死後,我不能嫁給任何人.”

　　約翰遜：“但我希望你這麼做.”

　　妻子：“為什麼?”

　　約翰遜：“因為瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我.”

　　篇二

　　I'm Trying to Stop It

　　"Boy,why have you got cotton-wool in your ear?Is it infected?"

　　"No,sir,but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ,so I am trying to stop it."

　　“孩子,你為什麼用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”

　　“沒有,老師.可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵裡進,一個耳朵裡出,所以我要把它堵在裡面.”

　　篇三

　　Who Is the Laziest?

　　 asked to your teacher today,and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your class?

　　Tom:I don't know,father.

　　 do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing,who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?

　　 teacher,father.

　　中文：

　　父親：哎,湯姆,今天我跟你們老師談過,現在我想問你個問題.你們班上誰最懶?

　　湯姆：我不知道,爸爸.

　　父親：啊,不對,你知道!想想看,當別的孩子們都在做作業、寫字時,誰在課堂上坐著,只是看人家做功課?

　　湯姆：我們老師,爸爸.