一年級英語小笑話故事閱讀

  笑話是現代社會發展最快的一種口頭文學體裁,它體現了某一民族行為中最深刻的和潛意識中的觀點。小編精心收集了一年級英語小笑話故事,供大家欣賞學習!

  一年級英語小笑話故事篇1

  A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.

  一個男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車,一個女人相向駕車而來。

  As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"

  他們相遇時,那個女的從窗中伸出頭來叫到:“豬!!”

  The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH***女巫***!!"

  那個男的立即從窗中伸出頭來回敬道:“女巫!!”

  They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pigin the middle of the road.

  他們繼續前行。這個男的在下一個路口轉彎時,撞上了路中間的一頭豬。

  If only men would listen.

  要是這個男的能聽懂那個女人的意思就好了。

  一年級英語小笑話故事篇2

  A man tried to get a job in a stage show.

  一個人想在一個舞臺劇中找份工作。

  "What can you do?" asked the producer.

  “你能幹什麼呢?”負責人問。

  "Imitate birds," the man said.

  “模仿鳥兒,”那人說。

  "Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."

  “你在開玩笑吧?”負責人答道,“那樣的人一毛錢可以找一打。”

  "Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.

  “噢,那就算了。”那名演員說著,展開翅膀,飛出了視窗。

  一年級英語小笑話故事篇3

  But the teacher cried

  老師哭了

  The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled.

  六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。

  His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wantedanything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his firstday away from his grandmother's loving arms.

  他的父親知道這一點,可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什麼不是哭,就是鬧。他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。

  When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

  約翰放學了,他奶奶在門口接他並問道:

  "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"

  “學校怎麼樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?”

  "Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

  “哭?”約翰問,“不,我沒哭,可老師哭了。”