課前三分鐘英文短笑話

　　笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：救出哪幅畫?

　　A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"

　　一份報紙組織了一場競賽，為下面的問題徵集最佳答案：“如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫，你將救出哪一幅?”

　　The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."

　　獲獎的答案是：“最接近門口的那一幅。”

　　：你爸爸幫你了嗎?

　　One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim.What happened? Did your father help you?"

　　一天，蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業，發現他全做對了。老師很高興，同時也十分驚訝。他把蒂姆叫到桌前說："蒂姆，你這次的作業全都做對了，怎麼回事?你爸爸幫你做了嗎?"

　　"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it allmyself," said Tim."

　　不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。"

　　：湯姆的藉口

　　Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

　　老師：湯姆，您為什麼每天上學遲到?

　　Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".

　　湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個路標上面寫著："學校----慢行。"

　　：童言無忌

　　One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm1*** a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor2*** in his voice，“Mommy，will you sleep with me tonight ?”The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring3*** hug. “I can' t，dear.” She said.“I have to sleep in Daddy's room.”Along silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice：“The big sissy4***.”

　　一個夏季的晚上，雷雨大作，母親讓小男孩上床鑽進被窩。她正準備熄燈，孩子聲音顫抖地問：“媽咪，你今晚可以陪我睡嗎?”母親笑著，擁抱一下小孩安慰說，“親愛的，不可以。我得睡在爸爸的房間。”一陣長長的沉默之後，男孩小聲地用顫音說：“大膽小鬼。”