英語的簡單經典小笑話

  從笑話中學習英語,輕鬆自在,讓你充滿自信、左右逢源。今天小編就給大家分享一下英語的笑話,喜歡的要收藏哦

  離婚

  A husband and wife,both 91,stood before a judge,asking for a divorce."I don't understand,"He said,"Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?"the husband explained "Well , you see,We wanted to wait until the children died."

  有一個丈夫和妻子都是91歲,他們站在法官面前,要求離婚。“我不明白,”法官說,“你們為什麼到了這把年紀還要離婚?”丈夫解釋道:“嗯,你是知道的,我們以前是喲等到孩子們都死了。”

  決鬥

  Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.

  小彼得從操場回到家時,鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。

  It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."

  顯然他剛與人惡鬥了一番,而且打輸了。父親問兒子發生了什麼事。“噢,爸爸,彼得說,我向拉里挑起決鬥,而且我讓他挑選武器。”

  "Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."

  “嗯,”父親說,“這看上去很公平!”

  "I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"

  “我知道,但我沒想到他選擇了他姐姐!”

  看這隻死去的小鳥

  A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.

  一天早晨,一位黑人女人和一位金髮女郎正走在公園裡。

  Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird.

  突然,黑人女人發現了一隻死去的小鳥。

  "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.

  “哦!看這隻死去的小鳥。”她悲傷地說。

  The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"

  金髮女郎停下了腳步,她抬頭望著天空,問道:“哪,在那?”