大學英語小笑話帶翻譯閱讀

　　冷笑話是近幾年出現的一個新詞,也是一種出現在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現象,它具有強大的生命力,一時間大紅大紫。小編精心收集了大學英語小笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學習!

　　大學英語小笑話帶翻譯篇1

　　but I'm not listening while doing my make-up.

　　In class Mary was looking at a samll mirror while combining her hair and doing her make-up. Theteacher noticed and commented, "you shouldn't do your make-up while listening to class."

　　Replied Mary, " but I'm not listening while doing my make-up."

　　可我化妝時沒聽課呀

　　課堂內，瑪麗對著一個小鏡子束髮，化妝。 老師發現了，說：“你不應該聽課時化妝。”

　　瑪麗回答說：“可我化妝時沒聽課呀。”

　　大學英語小笑話帶翻譯篇2

　　Father and son

　　Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a

　　man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

　　Dad: That happens in every country, son.

　　父與子

　　兒子：爸爸，聽說在非洲的一些地方男人在結婚前根本不認識他的妻子。

　　父親：孩子，實際上所有的國家都是這樣的。

　　大學英語小笑話帶翻譯篇3

　　Turning over

　　Nurse: oh my god! The patient who has been treated fell down at the gate of our hospital andbecame faint. The police officer is coming!

　　Doctor: Take it easy. Just turn him over and make that he was walking towards the hospital.

　　翻個個

　　護士：不好了，剛接受治療的病人在醫院門口摔倒暈了過去。警察馬上就到。

　　醫生：彆著急。把他翻個個，弄出他往醫院走的樣子。

　　大學英語小笑話帶翻譯篇4

　　Headache

　　"I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor."

　　"Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a kiss to my wife and the paindisappeared. Why don't you try it?"

　　"Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over."

　　頭疼

　　“我頭疼的厲害，要去看看醫生了。”

　　“胡說八道，昨天我也頭疼，我衝回家吻了妻子一下，馬上不疼了，要不你也試試?”

　　“好主意，給你妻子打個電話，說我馬上就到。”