跟生日有關的英語笑話閱讀

　　作為人類所特有的天賦，幽默被認為是日常會話中一種最寶貴的語言形式。長期以來，幽默笑話因其在人際交往中的神奇效果，已經成為研究者們普遍關心的話題。小編整理了跟生日有關的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　跟生日有關的英語笑話篇一

　　Professor: When is your birthday?

　　Kid: May 30.

　　Professor: Which year?

　　Kid: Every year.

　　生日

　　教授：你的生日是什麼時候?

　　孩子：5月30日。

　　教授：哪一年?

　　孩子：每年都是。

　　跟生日有關的英語笑話篇二

　　While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.

　　旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。

　　"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."

　　“沒關係”，他說，“我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順”。

　　Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."

　　媽媽沉思片刻後回答說，“我寧願給你買一件禮物”。

　　跟生日有關的英語笑話篇三

　　While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday.

　　旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買一件生日禮物。

　　"That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey."

　　“沒關係”，他說，“我最想要的東西是你的愛、忠貞和溫順”。

　　Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."

　　媽媽沉思片刻後回答說，“我寧願給你買一件禮物”。

　　相關文章拓展閱讀：一些有關生日的搞笑語錄

　　1. How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

　　你看上去一點都不老，怎麼能指望我記住你的生日呢?***忘掉別人生日的最好藉口***

　　2. The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

　　記住老婆生日的最好辦法就是忘掉一次。***不相信的話你就試試***

　　3. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live thelongest.

　　生日對你有好處。資料統計顯示，度過生日最多的人活得最長。***搞笑的廢話***

　　4. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

　　很少有女人承認他們的年齡，很少有男人的行為符合他們的年齡。***大實話***

　　5. Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'HappyBirthday".

　　上週蠟燭廠失火了，在場的每一個人圍在一起唱起了生日快樂歌。***生日派對上講笑話可以用的上***

　　6. I'll always think of you as someone older than me. Happy Birthday!

　　我時常會想起你……年齡比我大。生日快樂!***給比你大的朋友發生日簡訊時可以這樣開玩笑***

　　7. You know you're getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it excercise.

　　如果爬樓梯時你美其名曰為鍛鍊，那說明你是真得老了。***我爺爺總是笑稱爬樓梯就是鍛鍊***

　　8. Smile while you've still got the teeth. Happy Birthday!

　　趁你還有牙，笑一個!生日快樂!***好朋友生日派對照相時可以這樣調侃***

　　Well, it’s really getting late and it’s time to take a quick shower and hit the hay. I’m sure I willwake up to a sunny morning and tomorrow will surely be better…

　　好了，時間真得不早了，該洗洗睡了。我確信會在一個陽光明媚的早晨醒來，也相信明天會更美好…..