搞笑廣東歇後語
1、一朵花謝了，就再尋找另一朵。
A flower, thanks, try to find another flower.
2、想不出挽回的藉口，找不到留下的理由。
Can't think of to save an excuse to find reasons for leaving.
3、別問我過的如何，問問你當初待我如何。
Don't ask me how, ask how you had treated me.
4、所謂的假如，所謂的如果，也只是自欺欺人！
If, if, also just deluding themselves!
5、有些事情本身我們無法控制，只好控制自己。
Something is out of our control, so we have to control ourselves.
6、不要由於竣事而抽泣，微笑吧，為你的曾領有。
Don't SOB due to big things, smile, for you have licensed.
7、如果莪不再像以前一樣對邇，邇會不會感到不習慣。
If I no longer as before to you, you will feel not used to.
8、親愛的，如果有天我們變陌生了，那麼我就重新認識你。
Dear, if one day we become strange, so I can meet you again.
9、是我的終究是我的、不是我的再怎麼勉強也是沒有用的。
Is my eventually is my, not my force is useless anyway.
10、就算全世界荒蕪，總有一個人會是你的信徒。
Even if the world barren, there is always a person would be you of believers.
11、有時，看起來殘酷，翻過來想，也是一種慈悲。
Sometimes, it seems cruel, want to turn it over, is also a kind of mercy.
12、你以為你想死，其實，你只是想要被某個人拯救。
What do you think you want to die, in fact, you just want to be someone to save.
13、步履是治癒恐驚的良藥，而躊躇、耽擱將不停恐驚。
Steps is a cure for the fear of surprised and hesitated, delays could constantly surprised.
14、我就像個被偷了心旳傻瓜，怎麼也找不到回去旳路。
I'm like a stolen heart is a fool, how also can not find the road back to Howard.
15、如果你還能站在我眼前，我可以為你無視整個世界。
If you can stand in front of my eyes, I can for you to ignore the whole world.
16、突然就難過了，不知道是為了從前，還是因為現在！
Suddenly on the sad, don't know is for the sake of once upon a time, or because now!
17、如果你因失去了太陽而流淚，那麼你也將失去群星了。
If you shed tears when you miss the sun, you also miss the stars.
18、所有受過傷的人，記得以後我們都要好好的保護自己。
All the injured person, remember we are all well in the future to protect themselves.
19、願得一人心，白首不相離；桐花萬里路，連朝語不息。
Wish have a heart, whitehead not and mutually leave. Tung flower view, even the language.
20、我會過的很好。會很安靜的想你。很沉迷的儲存感情。
I will have very good. Miss you quietly. Very addicted to save feelings.
21、愛由一個微笑開始，一個吻成長，最終由一滴眼淚結束。
Love begins with a smile, a kiss to grow, in the end by the end of a drop of tears.
22、不是每句對不起就能給你一個沒關係，有時候會是一巴掌。
Not every sentence sorry can give you a it doesn't matter, sometimes is a slap.
23、我們總是抓著走遠的愛情不放，還念著走開的人，傷害靠近的人。
We always clinging to the love go far, still read off, damage close to the people.
24、說好不哭的卻全部都哭了那一刻在也控制不住自己的情緒。
Say good don't cry but all cried at that moment in also can not control their emotions.
25、不管過去如何，過去的已經過去，最好的總在未來等著你。
No matter how the past, the past is past, the best always waiting for you in the future.
26、真正的愛情源於彼此發自內心的傾慕，建立在兩情相悅的基礎上。
True love from each other in heartfelt admiration, established on the basis of two of a kind.
27、聽說，註定在一起的人，不管繞多大一圈依然會回到彼此的身邊。
Heard that are bound together, no matter how hard it is around a circle will still back to each other.
28、你不會因為美麗去愛一個女人，但她卻會因為你的愛而變得美麗。
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she will become beautiful because you love.
29、你不是我，你不會知道我有多愛你，更不懂我有多害怕失去你。
You are not me, you don't know how much I love you, more do not understand how much I fear of losing you.
30、不是我不給你機會，而是我給了你機會，你卻讓我沒有了機會。
Is not I will not give you the opportunity, but I gave you a chance, but you let me have no chance.
31、別讓我看到不該看到的，聽到不該聽到的，那樣我會想到不該想到的。
Don't let me see shouldn't see, hear shouldn't hear, I can think of shouldn't think like that.
32、假如每次想起你我都會得到一朵鮮花，那麼我將永遠在花叢中徜徉。
If I had a single flower for every time I think about you and me, so I could walk forever in my garden.
33、相愛卻不能相戀，相戀卻不相愛。既相愛又相戀的我們卻不能相守一生。
Love can not love, love is not love. We both love each other and fell in love and do not be together for life.
34、愛情最是讓人捉摸不定，兩個人吵著吵著就好了，兩個人好著好著就分了。
Love is the most unpredictable, with two people arguing with good, the two people with good points.
35、莪相信、他會正在第一工夫給莪兩心的淺笑、而莪、則能感應久背的心動。
I believe, he will be the first time to give me smiling, while I, induction of two hearts long back.
36、愛是一種需要不斷被人證明的虛妄，就像煙花需要被點燃才能看到輝煌一樣。
Love is a need to constantly be proof of vain, like fireworks need to be lit to see brilliant.
37、很多時候，我只是想能有個你，緊緊抱著我不放，直到我的心情真的好起來。
Most of the time, I just want to have a you, tightly hold me not to put, until I feel really good.
38、我的愛情沒有那麼複雜，兩顆心，一個家，愛我，對我好，其他的都不多求。
My love is not so complicated, two hearts, a home, love me, good to me, the other are few.
39、愛這個東西，只有當給的人和接受的人同樣理解，同樣重視的時候，才算得上有意。
Love this stuff, only when the give and receive the same understanding, the same attention, is interested in.
40、如果我能回到從前，我會選擇不認識你。不是我後悔，是我不能面對沒有你的結局。
If I could go back in time, I will choose not to know you. Is not I regret, is I can't face no your end.
41、不曾想到，深愛我的你卻在我的自信中漸漸遠去。我恨自己，為何擁有時不知好好珍惜。
Never thought of, love me but you away in my confidence. I hate myself, why have I don't know to cherish.
42、很多人，因為寂寞而錯愛了一人，但更多的人，因為錯愛一人，而寂寞一生。
Many people, because of loneliness and wrong loves a person, but more people, because wrong loves a person, and lonely life.
43、人生若只如初見，何事秋風悲畫扇。等閒變卻故人心，卻道故人心易變。
If life only such as first, what the autumn wind sad picture fan. Afford to change but is the heart, but way so the heart variable.
44、記住該記住的，忘記該忘記的。改變能改變的，接受不能改變的。
Remember what should be remembered, and forget what should be forgotten. Alter what is changeable, and accept what is mutable.