短篇英語小笑話大全爆笑

　　笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過幽默的文字或圖示來達到令人會心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學形式。小編整理了短篇爆笑英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　短篇爆笑英語小笑話篇一

　　Neighbour: Do you think your son will forget all he learned at college?

　　鄰居：您認為您的兒子會把在大學裡學的東西全忘光嗎?

　　Father: I hope so -- he certainly can’t make a living by kissing girls!

　　父親：我希望這樣-他當然不能以吻女孩子謀生吧!

　　短篇爆笑英語小笑話篇二

　　Let Me Show You How

　　讓我教你

　　A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work.

　　一家超市僱用了一個年輕人，他第一天上班報到。

　　The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom,and said,

　　經理熱情地歡迎了他，和他握手微笑，之後遞給他一把掃帚說，

　　"Your first job will be to sweep out the store."

　　“你的第一份工作是打掃商店。”

　　“But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

　　“但是，我是名大學畢業生，”年輕人憤怒地回答道。

　　"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that," said the manager. "

　　“噢，對不起。我沒注意，”經理說。

　　Here, give me the broom, I' ll show you how."

　　“來，把掃帚給我—我教你如何做。”

　　短篇爆笑英語小笑話篇三

　　The Requirements of the Job

　　工作要求

　　Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.

　　僱主：我們這項工作需要負責的人。

　　Applicant: I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong,they said Iwas responsible.

　　應聘者:我就是你們要找的人。我的上一份工作每次出了差錯，他們都說我該負責。

　　短篇爆笑英語小笑話篇四

　　一半

　　Doctor, lately I only hear half as well as I suppose to.

　　醫生，最近我的聽力只有我應該聽到的一半。

　　I don't understand that, but let's try a small test.

　　我不太明白，但是讓我們做個小測試。

　　Say after me: eighty-eight.

　　跟我說:88。

　　Forty-four.

　　44。