關於兩人對話英語笑話

　　笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調侃、娛樂或諷刺。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　顧客：小心，你的大拇指在我湯裡了!

　　服務員：別擔心，先生，不是很燙!

　　Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!

　　Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!

　　篇二

　　服務員：茶或咖啡?先生。

　　第一個顧客：我要茶

　　第二個顧客：我也是茶——杯子要乾淨的!

　　服務員：兩杯茶，哪個要乾淨的杯子?

　　Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"

　　1st customer: "I'll have tea."

　　2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"

　　***Waiter exits, returns***

　　Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"

　　篇三

　　uncle: how did jim do in his history examination?

　　舅舅：吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎麼樣?

　　mother: oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. they asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.

　　母親：唉，糟透了。可話又說回來，這也不能怪他。嗨，他們盡問一些這個可憐的孩子出生前的事兒。

　　篇四

　　teacher: george, go to the map and find north america.

　　george: here it is!

　　teacher: correct. now, class, who discovered america?

　　class: george!